Clouded by Muff

When a man is so overcome by the sweet taste of pussy(s), or the possibility of tasting pussy(s), that all rational thought is discarded in the pursuit of that pussy(s).

John: "What the fuck was Bart thinking shagging that butt-ugly fat-bird last night? Man she made me wanna spew!"

Mike: "Who knows dude, he was probably clouded by muff"

by Movershaker August 27, 2008

Clouded Mind

Big D energy, foggy mindset

That Boy is Clouded Mind

by Clouded Mind August 11, 2023

cooter-clouded judgement

(noun) When females let their horny-ness get the better of their judgement.

After a night out drinking with her friends, her cooter-clouded judgement took over and she drunk-texted her ex to come over for breakup sex.

She confessed her lust to a friend via drunken email. She allowed her cooter-clouded judgement to take over.

by paddle me October 15, 2009

colin clouded

1. The Act of Mind Fucking Someone.
2. Blowing Ones Mind.

I Colin Clouded Yo Ass!

by E.S.M.E September 20, 2017

A Clouded Pilot

When you are skydiving in the air and you take a shit in mid air with your pants pulled down and it hits a fighter jets window and that jet crashes.

"Yeah i did A Clouded Pilot the other day!"

by the one who scrabbl September 15, 2024

cloudery

A descriptive term for a collection of clouds.

"My, that is some beautiful cloudery."

by Tali Fisher May 7, 2008

clouted

To be clouted is to be hit or attacked quite heavily. It comes from the word clout, which also means to hit something hard. It can also mean you have a lot of money and respect, as clout has two meanings.

Tom: I just got bloody clouted by Jack
James: Looks like he's done some damage

by The Dank Meme September 7, 2018