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Clash of Clans 

When two males smash their testicles together
Henry: Hey David, do you want to Clash of Clans together

Clash of Clans Faggot 

Clash of Clans Faggot

Someone who takes Clash of Clans way too seriously. They'll say your base is rushed even though it's not or you don't care. They might have a maxed out townhall but still in silver league. A lot of faggots don't know how to play the game properly. For example, they'll drop one troop and leave. Causing them to lose trophies. They'll put their townhall on the outside even though it's supposed to be on the inside. Some will force you to donate troops. If you don't get a 3 star they will say you suck at attacking. In wars the faggots will do an all dragon raid with rage spells even though there's plenty of other troops to use.
Me- "I just 2 starred a maxed out townhall 10!"

Clash of Clans Faggot- "Your base is super rushed and you suck at attacking. "

Clash of Clans - Rarest Item 

The first ever beta rock placed in the beta times of Clash of Clans. There is only one known person on this planet that has kept it, but it no longer "exists" or spawns.
This guy has the Clash of Clans - Rarest Item and it is no longer available!

Clash of clans kingdom 

The acronym is cock
Wow, that guy has a HUGE clash of clans kingdom 😳

Hop on Clash of Clans 

Said to someone after they raid your base in COC. When this victim is raided the person who attacked is legally obliged to have sex with them every day until they get 20 3 star attacks for them on the victim's COC account.
Woman: "I just raided your base."
Man: "Hop on Clash of Clans."
Woman: "NO PLEASE I DIDN'T MEAN IT!"