Post-Nut Clarity

Clearing your mind by masturbating, preventing any wrong or regrettable decisions.

"What would you do right now if you won $200 million?"

"Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move."

by TonyHamilton Ck May 10, 2019

Post Nut Clarity

Hindsight in real time

"Dude give me five min I'm bout ot do dome dumb shit I need some post nut clarity"
"Ight homeboy cum to your senses"

by saladcock September 14, 2019

Post Fap Clarity

When one comes to his senses after fapping and ceases to think with his dick

Guy 1: Dude, did you text Katie?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: When post fap clarity kicked in, I decided not to text that bitch

by poizunman December 31, 2011

The Caretaker

That guy who made music about dementia and everyone praised him one year after he stopped doing it

The Caretaker makes cool music.

by The Greying Dog March 4, 2021

Post Nut Clarity

That feeling of utter disgust after you just bust a nut. It gets worse the weirder the video you watch. You basically realize what your watching and think that it's horrible and that you would never watch it again yet you still do.

John: "Last night was horrible I had the worse post nut clarity of my life!"
Bryce: "Bro wtf were you watching then."
John: "Some incest cosplay shit."
Bryce: "Bro you are so fucking down bad."

by SkinnyPenis:( November 22, 2021

Clarita

The name Clarita is used to describe someone who is strong but when she's had enough she'll tear up she's the most loyal honest and sincere girl you'll meet she's very beautiful and athletic don't let a Clarita go.....

I love Clarita so much

by Gxffu December 22, 2016

Caretrolling

"caretrolling" When you want the world to think that you really care but you just want to be in control of everything for your own self loathing.

My ex wife is a caretrolling bitch

by ssupercharged April 22, 2019