Clandestine Pooper

Some who enters your residence and deficates in your bathroom, either without your knowledge or permission.

My mom always uses my bathroom when I’m not home. A true clandestine pooper.

by AllThingsPoop November 10, 2017

clandestiny

(n.): the relationship between ideal best friends, both of whom are checkered in some way, past or present

"Clandestine makes it sound better..."
"Yeah... sort of like destiny!"
"Clandestiny!"

by lolcougar July 29, 2009

clandestination

a secret place where lovers meet; a secret place for other purposes.

The lovers' clandestination was, in the final analysis, busted.

by uttam maharjan June 14, 2011

clandestinitis

when one badly wants to go shopping at Clandestine Industries. you so badly want to go, whenever you see something that has anything to do with Clandestine, you flip.

"LOOK! ITS THE BARTSKULL! AAHHH! CLANDESTINE!"

"I want the stay gold hoodie so bad, i think im coming down with clandestinitis"

by peaceoutcubscout February 23, 2008

klandestine

Hidden, secretive, undercover.

Grand klugle Karl was wearing sheets as he was an undercover, klandestine operative...and besides, it wouldn't be good for his fried chicken franchise if he was recognized.

by harry flashman August 17, 2003

-Klandestine

A filipino with no boobs

-Klandestine has no boobs

by !!Justin!! July 8, 2009

Clandestinified

noun; to take a substance and turn it into something that could be sold for Clandestine. Not everyone can clandestinify something, only Pete Wentz can.

I took a necklace and put the bartskull on it. It has now become clandestinified

by hazelnut January 18, 2008