choadigan

A garment:
deriving from the word 'choad'
(massive knob head he thinks he's cool as fuck) who wears slim fit cardigans with the shirt lappell sewen in to exsensuate his gym toned physique)

i look at that Dave wearing his choadigan again, what a whopper.

by Gaddster May 12, 2011

Choach & Chops

When a man can only grow sideburns not long enough to touch the chin hair.

"Yo, did you see Todd can finally grow a full beard? It's not just Choach & Chops!!"

Sometimes Manuel cries because he can only grow Choach & Chops.

by Tripple Nipple Tittie Twisters November 10, 2017

scrum choady

Australian for something that is 'very good'.

"This chicken is scrum choady!" or "That shirt looks scrum choady on her."

by Walter July 3, 2003

chocolate choad

when a girl pours chocolate syrup or chocolate sauce on a choad and licks it off.

Shelby experimented the chocolate choad on Jamie.

by glockstarr727 July 5, 2009

choadiepreneur

1. The art of selling cheap junk to turn a minimal profit.
2. Going to the extreme of cheapness.

A: Jeff has been choadiepreneur'n...buying junky furniture from the thrift store and reselling it to college kids.

B: Adam searches for the box on the shelf that has a dent in it, takes it to customer service, and asks for a discount on the item since the box is damaged. That's preneu'n!

by Jeffrey P Hambone October 6, 2008

choarder

One who hoards chapstick; most commonly a preteen or teenage girl. Collects but never intends on finishing each and every one.

Madison-" can I use your chapstick?"
Courtney-"Sure..which one?"(pulls out a drawer of about 50)
Madison-" OMG, you're such a choarder"

by John65359 January 13, 2014

Choad in a Blanket

A nice choad sandwich wrapped in dough. Similar to pigs in a blanket but instead of little hot dogs, they contain a giant choad.

We were all out of pigs in a blanket so we had to settle for the choad in a blanket.

by Beavis H. July 15, 2010