Christian Bale Syndrome

1)When someone looks exactly the same now as when they did when they were young or a child.

2)someone who does not seem to age (aka Patrick Swayze syndrome)

"yo man, did you see john's baby pictures?"
"Ya, he totally has Christian Bale Syndrome!"

other celebrities include Doogie Howser(NPH), Michael j fox, and Patrick Swayze.

by SammyKraft April 16, 2009

Christian Bale'd

Essentially to "bail out" but in a manner more similar to Christian Bale's various escapes and feats of marvel while in his Batman character. Can be used to describe a dramatic, thrilling retreat, or, conversely, a boring flee that has no whiff of epic.

Matt: Wow dude, how'd you ever get from your dinner date to happy hour so fast?
Patrick: I Christian Bale'd on Marissa.

*glass click

Bane: How the hell did Bruce Wayne get out of that huge pit I put him in?
Random Person: How do you think? Christian Bale'd the fuck out of there.

by Thetimothy July 22, 2012

Christian Bale Disease

When an actor forgets how they actually speak and lose all sense of their original accent

"Did you see that interview with Charlie Hunnam? His accent's really weird!"

"Oh yeah, he must be suffering from Christian Bale Disease"

by ActorsDiseases May 28, 2017

Christian Bale it

To run away from something, requiring speed and whits.

They guy shouted out of his window because my friend took something out of the skip, so we had to Christian Bale it.

by Dakamslam June 1, 2011

ChristianBaled

an extreme form of hatred to coworker and or people in general.
This word is also an extreme form of the word Apeshit

Yo i was so ChristianBaled today.

Hey if you don't back up im gonna pull a ChristianBale on your ass!

by im in ur pc stealin connection March 6, 2009

christianbalesgirlfriend

Christian bale's girlfriend.

Omg did you hear Christian bale has a new girlfriend? Her name is Christianbalesgirlfriend

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