Children are humans below 13. They are humans, but they aren't real, mature humans. 99% of all children are stupid, spoiled, and scream in stores.
1% can be found silently sitting in a coffee shop drinking coffee while reading a Richard Feynman
book. Those are the gift ed, mentally mature kids. They don't have any awesome toy cars bought by their
parents. They deserve to be respected, not stereotyped.Don't stereotype children, think about the
1% in the world!
To find out if a child is stupid, give them a Richard Feynman
book. If they read it, and don't throw it away in 5 seconds while taking out their ultimate spiderman
book, that means they are one of the
1% intellegent children. If they reject it, or throw it away in five seconds and take out their awesome spiderman comic
book, they are stupid. Don't bother teaching them about newtons three laws of physics, they will be thinking about their awesome
Wii game during that time.
If the children want toys, they can collect money from the sidewalk or become babysitter, since children cannot get a part time job.
Stupid children in
Walmart: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mommy, look, look! Can you get me this?
*Climbs on shelves out of curiosity*
Smart child: Do you have a Richard Feynman
book?
*Gets Richard Feynman
book*
*silence*
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