cheeto

What a pepega would call a cheetah

Originated from the popular streamer xQcOW

*video of a cheetah is playing*
xQc's brain: Cheetah
xQc : Cheeto
Chat: HE SAID IT

by Dolan Trumpet March 12, 2020

cheetos

Tasty looking things, without a proper definite size, usually they can range from narrow and long, to miniscule and round. This gives me the impression that Cheetos are just made from the dough-runoffs of other snack food brands, so the makers can just make some extra money.

Manager: The immigrant workers have been complaining about constantly scooping off the excess dough from the cutouts of our Doritos brand.

CEO: Lets save both them, and me, some time, and money, by allowing the scraps to drop into a deep fryer ingeniously positioned beneath the conveyor belts meant for our less popular lines of snack foods.

Manager: Capital idea! We should call them Cheetos!

CEO: Now go fire all the workers and manual dough handlers!

by C Tan April 14, 2006

Cheeto

a chick that tries to corner a dude into a relationship by offering whatever she can in hopes a dude will bite. But ends up looking like a psyho fool.

Man - that cheeto is stale. throw it away. Aint nobody got time for that

by DaNeenz February 5, 2014

Cheeto

Donald J. Trump

Look at our cheeto president

by Kdog721 April 20, 2018

Cheeto

A chip that is either crunchy or puffy. It can also be a human, who has orangish skin and/or looks like a cheeto in general.

Guy 1 (Idiot): Hey, do you know the president, Trump?
Guy 2 (Smart): Who, the cheeto? Yeah, I know him.
Guy 1 (Idiot): Be respectful, hes the president!
Guy 2 (Smart): Who the f*** cares?
Guy 3 (Memer): Oh, the cheeto, the one who replaced the oreo! Hes a meme!

(Sorry for all the stupid people out there that cannot handle a aTrump joke)

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 8, 2018

Cheetoed

When ones fingers gets covered in cheese dust from cheetoes and finds it very annoying when it comes to certain tasks that require hands.

"Honey, I know I'm doing it wrong, my fingers are cheetoed, chill out bitch."

by numchuk July 12, 2009

Cheeto

1. A very dumb and obnoxious person

2. A common snack food

Dude, isn't Cheeto a jerk!

I'm so hungry, i want some Cheeto's!

by Malcom X12345 April 12, 2009