cheesus

a not rude version of saying jesus

cheesus christ does that pizza have a lot of cheese on it

by astro donger May 8, 2005

Cheesus

a fan of string cheese incident they are usually dirty wooks that slur words, but have hearts of gold make friend with them at all costs

Yo man that donnie kid is a total cheesus he saw them at red rocks.

by willis "the doctor" Danielson May 22, 2008

Cheesus

The form of jesus seen in cheese flavoured chips such as cheetos, cheese and bacon balls, doritos, etc.

person a: what have u got for lunch?
person b: i have a pack of cheetos *opens packet*, want some?
person a: suree, *takes a cheeto* OMFG FTW THERES A CHEESUS IN UR CHEETOS!!!! :"D

by shezbomb June 8, 2009

cheesus

the 5th form of a ssj. so ridiculous they decided to involve cheese with the name

some ssj4 guy: well now im gonna go cheesus!
evil dude: what?
some ssj4 guy: ahhhhurrrrahhhhurrahhhh!!!!fuck!!
evil dude: im gonna go make a sandwich..

by goldenboy213243224545233 July 22, 2009

Cheesus

A holly horny person that has a lot of knowledge about mozarella and meme refrerences

Students at the hospital :
-after penetrating the tube, the liquid comes out
- that was she said EEEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeeeeeEEEEEE

-Deamn ismail najimi, u r such a cheesus

by oXXilya December 25, 2018

Cheesus

A portmanteau of the terms "mom cheese" and "Jesus", i.e. a mother who always supports her kids, despite the fact that they may be fukin bastards.

I was locked up last week, but Cheesus came to my rescue yet again.

by livefreediedirty May 4, 2021

Cheesus

Cheesus is our Grate lord. He summons cheese down from the heavens. This can also be used as an exclamation.

"Thank Cheesus. it's raining cheese!"

by WizzardLord September 4, 2021