by astro donger May 08, 2005
by Summer.rivera December 01, 2016
A sexual act, the first historical record done by Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Considered by some to be the "Holy Grail" of cumshots if done correctly; a man has sex with a woman doggystyle. Right before the man is about to ejactulate, he pulls out and spreads his load (like cream cheese) in the form of a holy cross on the back of the woman, thus consummating the ritual. The Cream Cheesus is also known "Blessing the Vessel" to Roman Catholic priests. It is well known in parts of the southern U.S. for both male and female practitioners to yell "Hallelujah!" as the the semen is produced on the woman's posterior.
Bob: "Shirley was just praying for a Cream Cheesus last night, so I made sure to Bless that Vessel!"
Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"
Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"
by Micheal Dixencox June 08, 2019
Cheesus Fish Snacks Now with the power of Christ
*Power of Christ not actually included in Cheesus Fish Snacks. Void where prohibited.
*Power of Christ not actually included in Cheesus Fish Snacks. Void where prohibited.
by Alowishu5 June 01, 2009
by CharcharCharOhyeah September 29, 2010
by Asshead December 07, 2005
Waitress: Welcome to Cheesus Crust where pizza’s a religious experience. How may I ordain your order?
Tank: How is the Pizza of Nazareth?
Waitress: People worship it.
Hilary: I am deeply offended.
Tank: I know these prices are outrageous which is why I carry my Flavor Savior Card; fifteen percent off to those who eat here religiously.
Tank: How is the Pizza of Nazareth?
Waitress: People worship it.
Hilary: I am deeply offended.
Tank: I know these prices are outrageous which is why I carry my Flavor Savior Card; fifteen percent off to those who eat here religiously.
by TallOne March 25, 2009