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Chauvinism 

Committing murder in broad daylight.

Named for Derek Chauvin, former Minneapolis police officer who killed George Floyd on May 25, 2020.
Derek Chauvin, in a brazen act of Chauvinism, knelt on George Floyd's neck for nearly nine and a half minutes while Floyd struggled to live, repeatedly gasping I can't breathe, until he died. Chauvin did so in public, as Darnella Frazier, a seventeen-year-old girl, recorded an unflinching video of the episode. Her video went viral, resulting in massive social unrest across America and was the pivotal piece of evidence in securing Chauvin's conviction for murder. He was sentenced to 22 years in prison.
Chauvinism by Monkey's Dad July 11, 2021
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Carbon Chauvinism 

Carbon chauvinism is a relatively new term meant to disparage the assumption that extraterrestrial life will resemble life on Earth. The term was used as early as 1973, when Carl Sagan described it and other human chauvinisms that limit imagination of possible extraterrestrial life.
Scientist 1: "All forms of terrestrial life must be carbon-based."

Scientist 2: "Dude, that's carbon chauvinism...silicone is a possible building block of life. Just look at breast implants."
Carbon Chauvinism by ScrumpyGirl December 3, 2010

Calvinist 

Someone that partakes in mischievous behavior like the character, Calvin from 𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘷𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘏𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘴.
Susie’s firstborn is acting like such a Calvinist!
Calvinist by Mr. Dick Shinary March 19, 2022

Female Chauvinism 

The opposite of male chauvinism, female chauvinism is a misguided belief that women are superior to men, as opposed to being equal. This view is held by many feminists.
Female Chauvinism by iamthemoon December 28, 2011

chavinittttt 

a word that is used by normal people to insult the homo-inferior sub-species known as chav

also used by especially retarded chavs who think becouse they are more retarded than most that makes them extra speicial
chav-what m888888 bling bling your ma ,mamamamam im a gay

human-chavinittttt

chav-*gets pikey big brother to beat up while he sits in an old fridge box crying becouse no-one likes him

other use:

human-jesus christ thease chavs smell lets avoid them

chav-chavinittttt :D

Chauvinistic pig fucker 

A type of boss who you loathe so much...words like: asshole, bastard, prick, shithead etc. are simply not enough and have become understatements to describe them.

They seem to favor male employees over female ones because, they talk to you and your team like you don't know much about anything to do with the job...except you yourself have been working there for 6.5 years and have been training new employees off and on since your first 6 months of employment.
Our boss, is a chauvinistic pig fucker.

Co-Worker X: Yeah, I can't stand him either however, would you mind elaborating on why you think that about him?

He speaks to female employees as though they're dumb as af and treats them like they don't know how to do their jobs. He shows very little respect for how hard we work and has yet to thank us for all we've done over the years for the establishment.

Co-worker X: Yes, now that you mention it he really is one.

chauvinistic pig 

(adj)A person who is prejudice in the superiority of one's own gender, group, or kind.
"He's such a chauvinistic pig. I can't believe she's friends with him."