Lactose Cans

Voluptuous perky tits that are a product of perfection sans the lactation. You wouldn't want to suckle on anything else once you see these.

What Westley meant to tell Buttercup in Princess Bride was ... "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; it would be a pity to damage your lactose cans"

by Barbie Reject January 25, 2011

mai chans daily life

A fucked up manga that involves a girl named mai chan getting sexually abused in various ways and is immortal the manga is infamous for it's ending in which mai chan gets pregnant, gives birth and a man grabs the infant and puts it into a blender and blends it.

Eduardo:hey vincent you read mai chans daily life before?
vincent:yes it's very fucked up

by Mr otaku May 12, 2020

cansu

Girl who plays kick-ass guitar and happens to be very good looking.

Man, that girl on stage sure knows how to play her guitar, and boy is she good looking. She's such a Cansu!

by Sahar SS November 6, 2007

bag of cans with the lads

An Irish phrase used to describe a gathering of lads with plastic bags full of warm beer/cider (usually Dutch Gold or Bulmers) with intent to intake the said alcohol, most likely in an empty field or bush. Has been also known to occur in yer wan's gaff.

Hey, are ye coming to the field behind my house to have a bag of cans with the lads?

Heck yes friendo!

by Rawwwb tho May 5, 2017

Cansona

A Colombian word meaning a person who is very annoying or irritating.

Esa mujer es muy cansona.

Ese nino es muy canson, no para de estar moviendose.

by AP316 August 10, 2010

cansu

hot foreign chick who for some reason hangs out with assholes and won't talk to you

You: Hey! Sup?
Cansu: ...
Douchebag: Hey babe! Wanna go make out obnoxiously to piss people off?
Cansu: Sure! *runs off with douchebag*

by cafnhrjhasvasf January 1, 2011

mad cans

A particularly large pair of breasts. Derived from cans. Australian in origin.

Crikey - check out the mad cans on that chick!

by bitchos September 12, 2006