two cents

Non-requested opinion/s

Don't let Wanda add her two cents in what's not her business.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 22, 2005

11 Cents

Getting something for free; stealing any amount of merchandice and/or shoplifting.

Danielle: Hey how did you get the money to pay for all these clothes?
Sarah: All I needed was 11 cents...
Ashley: Wow it must have been on sale!
Sarah: Sure was.

by SarahKat February 13, 2008

two cents

your advice, usually when it is not requested

Don't let them add their two cents in. It is not worth listening to.

by Light Joker October 13, 2006

two cents

A non-requested opinion

Don't let Wanda add her two cents in what's not her business.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 20, 2005

96 cents below the lowest E flat

The tone so low that it moves your intestinal valves, thus causing you to shit yourself.

4 million third graders got together in arkansas to play my country tis of thee on recorders and the boys changed the music to the "brown tone" (96 cents below the lowest E flat) and the whole world simultaneously shit themselves.

by south park rules :D December 25, 2009

62 Cents

When you fuck up so badly that you get SQUIDWARD to defend SPONGEBOB.

Mr. Krabs: "How much money we talkin about?"

Flying Dutchman: "62 cents."

Mr. Krabs: "I'll take the money!"

*Spongebob is taken away*

Mr. Krabs: "Look, Squidward! Money!"
Squidward: "Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you trade Spongebob for SIXTY-TWO CENTS?!"

Mr. Krabs: "You think I could have gotten more?"

Squidward: "He stuck up for you, and you sold him out. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!"

Mr. Krabs: "...What have I done?" *Sobs* "I want another chance!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022

10 cents

Originally growing out of the saying "if I had nickel for every time...", this phrase is used when someone says something retarded, overly sexual, or just fucked up.

Joe: "Billy, if I had 10 cents for every time you said something retarded, Bill Gates would be my sex whore."
10 minutes later, Billy: "I wanna have sex with a giraffe."
Joe: "10 cents, Billy."

by the arji monster December 11, 2010