CBS

Once known as the Tiffany Network. Not anymore.

CBS sucks. It's for old farts.

by Corporate Bullshit January 28, 2004

CBS

Stands for Chronic Bored-ness Syndrome.Complete and utter boredom. Not yet a proven medical condition but should soon be classified as one. Affects mostly teens. And usually worsens in the months of summer vacation when you have nothing to do. Side affects may include but are not limited to excessively state the words "I'm bored" or long pauses in mid-conversation.

*online conversation among CBS sufferers*
Sk8rKid101:Hey wuts up hows ur summer goin
XxEmoxScreamoxX: heyy...n/m....its ok i guess
Sk8rKid101: mine 2
XxEmoxScreamoxX: thats cool
Sk8rKid101:yeahhh
Sk8rKid101:so............
XxEmoxScreamoxX:............
XxEmoxScreamoxX:im bored :(
Sk8rKid101: yeahh me2
**XxEmoxScreamoxX is away**
Sk8rKid101: Damn it! CBS!
**Sk8rKid101 has signed off**.

by Samfish August 02, 2007

CBS

crazy butt sex

If two men are looking for a good time, they can enjoy some CBS all night long

by BurnMyNotice September 24, 2009

CBS

Columbia Broadcasting System and a subsidiary of Viacom. Known for being a network that routinely makes bad decisions caught up by scandals and corruption. As an example, its longtime anchor, Dan Rather stepped down amid a scandal invlolving false allegations about President Bush's military tenure.

CBS sucks and actually stands for Communist Bull Shit.

by [e-mail] September 24, 2007

CBS

Creaky Bone Syndrome- The feeling after a night of hard drinking. You find basic movements difficult and suffer from dull aches and the occasional shiver. There is a strange sensation of release everytime you move.

James: This morning was terrible, I woke up with CBS!
Mike: The feelings mutual, I need to walk the dog but just don't want to move!
James: Bad times Mike, Bad times

by James2008MUFC-OK August 31, 2008

CBS

Acronym for car boot sale.

"Where'd you get those? The CBS?!"

by castoffcrown March 21, 2008

CBS

Chinese Buffet Syndrome. Serious condition that effects marijuana smokers (Kailah & Cayce) the day after a massive smoke-out and/or drunken rampage. Characterized by: Blurred vision, Poor decision-making skills, Perpetual giggling for uncertain reasons & Sexiness. If you have any of these symptoms (except the last one) you should consult your dealer immediately.

"Everytime i experience CBS, i leave with another pair of (stolen) nutcrackers in my pocket!" or "This CBS...hehehehehehehehe.."

by American Drinking Hierarchy Spokesperson January 30, 2005