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Carrots

Dildoe
Yes my new carrots arrived

Bf:oh you got new didoes
Yes they are so good!
by Ill manors May 6, 2017
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Carrots

Orange roots. Actually doesn’t give you better eyesight. May not always be orange, as it comes in different colours.
Eat it with a good sauce for a good time. Must be kept away from rabbits, as they may snack on them while asking people how it is going while assuming they’re doctors.
I don’t carrot all.

I like carrots.
by Google.no January 23, 2018
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carrots

Person: Hey you have nice carrots
Another person: What?
Person: Your fingers .-.
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a food to eat if u want to get louis tomlinson ;)
by LouisTomlinsonIsTheSun July 6, 2021
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"Loads of money 'cause I'm arrogant
Riding with Lola Bunny 'cause I got carrots" - Chief Keef
by huslrenergy July 28, 2021
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carrots in your ear

built up ear wax.

earwax pouring out of your ear.
john "ewww look at those carrots in your ear"
tom "ewww thats gross"
by kay stash July 26, 2012
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carrots and shits

the joke that Claire Drake used to help her friend Haley Sharpe when they were making fun of their friend Chase Rutherford.
"it looks like he's been eating carrots and sticks and no brush his teeth for weeks" - haley sharpe
"HALEY! it doesn't look like he's been carrots AND sticks. it looks like he's been eating CARROTS AND SHITS 😂🤣😂😆". - Claire Drake
by victoria o <3 December 3, 2020
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