Catgasm

When you fucking cum because you love cats so much.

"Chris loves LOLcats so much, the picture of the day gave him a catgasm!"

by Thrashin January 6, 2008

Cargasm

(noun<informal>) when one's excitement is too much for passing cars and uncontrollably naming cars and having an orgasmic breath pattern. word family cargasmer, cargasmatism, cargasmous.

my friend is having multiple cargasms in a row he is naming every single passing car and stating its features.

by beast070296 March 18, 2011

cargasm

The impulsive scream/yell/cry of relief made as soon as you close the door when entering a warm vehicle from the freezing cold outdoors.

She sprinted to her car, shivering and teeth chattering, and shouted as she slammed the door, "GAHHH IT'S FUCKIN COLD!!". Total cargasm.

by writerdude February 28, 2009

Catgasm

Pleasure resulting from stimulation to a hair-covered part of the body, usually the head. Very common among cats (hence the name).

Person 1: "Ha ha, your cat's having a catgasm."

Person 2: "Um... That's a boy cat."

Person 1: "Oh..."

by MUZYK September 1, 2006

crapgasm

The result of a blumpkin.

Oh my gosh, when Jeannie gave me that blumpkin, I managed to crap and orgasm at the same time. I have to tell you, there's nothing quite like a crapgasm.

by Gwartron August 9, 2010

cargasm

the act of messing around with a significant other in a parked car resulting in orgasm

The chemistry between us was intense. On our first date we never made it to dinner. Instead, I let Carl give me a "cargasm" in the restaurant parking lot.

by Tramp 2 July 14, 2010

Camgasm

When you prematurely ejactulate because you were listening to camron lyrics due to the fact they were so fire

I had a camgasm listening to Purple Haze last week. The stain still hasnt come out of my sheets.

by Rado effn Mac August 22, 2009