carpet custard

the semi-dry gelatinous goo found on the floor by your other half's PC, usually amongst the crumpled tissues.

wtf's all that carpet custard doing there? I just cleaned this fucking floor you wanker!

by UKP August 21, 2010

Custard Gannet

A frequent user of the drug wordCake, so called because cake pills are yellow and notably larger than other drugs in pill form.

On the cake again, you custard gannet!

by Drusillus July 9, 2006

guzzle your custard

the act of fellatio

Man did she "guzzle your custard" last night....

by savannahman March 18, 2010

Nut Custard

Semen, jizz, spunk

George shot his load all over me last night, there was nut custard everywhere.

by Natasha November 29, 2003

fanny custard

a thick gloopy discharge with a strong odour. The colour is a bright yellow and is common amoung the more sexually active and slutty.

I can smell her fanny custard from here.

by KXpoonanandtang June 30, 2011

Custard Trout

As well as the already mentioned, Custard Trout is now renown as Fable 3's first pimp.

Have you joined Custard Trout's pimp service?

by Online stalker November 1, 2010

fudd custard

The congealed combination of vile vaginal sludge and urine which accumulates in the gusset of female underwear.

I pulled her pants off with my teeth and ended up with fudd custard smeared on my top lip. I can still smell it and that was two fucking weeks ago!

by christopher doherty December 14, 2009