c & b grooming

What some people call “manscaping,” with c & b standing for “cock and ballsack.”

Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?

by Xaime June 1, 2019

C:B

its a beaver! the c is the tail and the colon is the eyes and the b is the teeth.

C:B
C : B

by MentalMonkey16 May 16, 2011

c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy)

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.

I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008

R.C.B

RCB standing for Raging Cunt Bastard or Raging Cunt Bitch

someone who brings douche baggery and bitterness to a level never before seen by those around him or her and finds pleasure in doing so

Kyle: Dude, he totally ripped you a new one over nothing.

Shandy: I know, he is such a R.C.B.

by Kale B February 4, 2009

c.b.

short for cock bloker. Someone that gets between your cock and a lady you want to give it to. Thus preventing your cock from reaching its intended target.

That Camilo, man, kept groping the girls at the party and ended up cock blocking us all. What a C.B.

by screwyloui April 18, 2006

I.C.B

Stands for "in class boner."

Kid: "Dude while walking by Ms. Hall, I got a massive I.C.B"

by Nichbears72 January 22, 2017

C.B. Dollaway

Code for MMA fans to tell a buddy that he is cock blocking the shit out of you by mentioning the fighter C.B. Dollaway in a sentence. The initials in his name are evidently being used for cock block.

-So, hey dude did you see that fight last night where C.B. Dollaway (gritted teeth) won!!!
-Oh!!! Yea it was a good one...Sorry (walks away)

by wolf8891 April 13, 2011