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triple bypass

Proceding straight to anal sex with a member of the opposite sex without partaking in any of the following three: handjobs, blowjobs or just plain old, in and out, run of the mill, reproductive sex. Excludes the use of hookers. A very difficult operation to undergo.
Oh, that girl at the club, yeh I performed a triple bypass on her.
by Tomas October 5, 2005
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hereford bypass

Something that everyone wants, but it never happens.
Also a response by Herefordians for literally anything.
1) Are you ever going to get that new phone!? It's just like Hereford bypass
2a) What do you think of the traffic today? Bypass.
2b) How was the school run? Bypass.

2c) Did you get to your wedding on time? We really need a bypass.
by pseudunnit September 23, 2020
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Bedford Bypass

A sexual act in which the girl lies on her back, the man changes lanes without signaling from hole to hole. When the girl opens her mouth to yelp, the man throws a quarter in and speeds up to make a quick escape.
Dude, I heard your girlfriend scream and start coughing last night, what the hell was that?

Yea, I gave her the good olde Bedford Bypass.
by LG Bandit December 25, 2008
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bypASS

Noun: when a fart slips out around a turd that is currently making its way out of the asshole without pushing the turd completely out before it fully escapes. A bypASS can be declared if the fart in question is exiting the anal cavity while the said turd is currently crowning and does not cause any part of the feces to fall into the toilet.
When Valerie was in the midst of dominating a very large shit in the bathroom, a rather large bypASS made its way out of her ass while she had only pushed the tip of the poo out.

or...

I could not smell how bad my shit was until the bypASS came out and around my turd into the air of the bathroom.
by Caleb StoneCasa July 29, 2012
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pittston bypass

When you pick up a bitch, fuck her and leave her on the side of the Pittston bypass.
"That chick is barely a 5. I'd give her a Pittston bypass!
by Sideshow C/O Patch April 11, 2008
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Bypass

A person that ignores something you say to them and talks about a whole new subject
eg I tripled texted Dave and he only replied to one part of the message the boy is such a bypass or.. I text her about how I feel and she started talking about food she’s such a bypass
by 01321 May 8, 2018
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Triple Bypass

A triple bypass is when someone is eating ass and burps into the asshole of which they are eating, and then said asshole farts it back out
I shouldn’t have eaten all of those wings last night. I accidentally gave my girl a triple bypass.
by sherwinre April 19, 2019
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