Bypass

When one deficates just before a shower and doesn't wipe, but rather goes directly into the shower thus "bypassing" the toilet paper.

I took a crap before my shower this morning and didn't bother to wipe. I performed a bypass.

by BizJamma April 26, 2011

bypASS

Noun: when a fart slips out around a turd that is currently making its way out of the asshole without pushing the turd completely out before it fully escapes. A bypASS can be declared if the fart in question is exiting the anal cavity while the said turd is currently crowning and does not cause any part of the feces to fall into the toilet.

When Valerie was in the midst of dominating a very large shit in the bathroom, a rather large bypASS made its way out of her ass while she had only pushed the tip of the poo out.

or...

I could not smell how bad my shit was until the bypASS came out and around my turd into the air of the bathroom.

by Caleb StoneCasa July 29, 2012

Bypass

A person that ignores something you say to them and talks about a whole new subject

eg I tripled texted Dave and he only replied to one part of the message the boy is such a bypass or.. I text her about how I feel and she started talking about food she’s such a bypass

by 01321 May 8, 2018

bypass

Bypasses are devices which allow some people to drive from point A to point B very fast whilst other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people of point B are so keen to get there, and what's so great about point B that so many people of point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.

"What do you mean, why's it got to be built? It's a bypass. You've got to build bypasses."

by Aaronak January 14, 2005

bypass

basically js tryin 2 say da word ur tryin 2 say without sayin it.

kinda a abbreviation

Bob: u act like a yk da HR if u catch ma drift.

Carl: u dnt have 2 bypass it dude.

by skull&bones October 21, 2022

Bypass Fart

bahy-pas, -pahs, fahrt

Noun, Verb

A flatus expelled while fecal matter is sitting in the rectum, therefore forcing the gas around the solid matter and taking some particles along with it as it is expelled through the anus.

A flatus expelled through the anus that is forced around something blocking the anal orifice usually hard packed excrement or a large turd. the effect is a particular smelling flatus whose odor is very similar to whatever is about to be excreted within minutes.

Dude1: "What's wrong?"
Dude2: "I Have to take a crap"
Dude1: "So go!"
Dude2: "FRRRAPPhhpfff..."
Dude1: "Smells like shit, did you just crap your pants???"
Dude2: "Naaa, total Bypass Fart hahah"
Dude1: "Gross, it literally smells like a turd!"
Dude2: "I know, I'll be right back I'm going to take a dump."

by Mario Warman August 14, 2012

Bypass the dwords

This is the type of question you ask skidiots to check if they really are as stupid as you think they are.

Normally used when talking with someone that acts as if they know what they are talking about but truly has little to no knowledge of the subject, normally used when talking to people about cheats or scripts.

Me: Yo bro does your cheat bypass the dwords?

Him: Yea bro I bypass all the dwords that way my aimbot is better

by ThatOneFry October 1, 2020