buttwiper

Derogatory term referring to the domestic beer Budweiser. The term is fitting since, after drinking many Budweisers, the very next thing you will be doing is wiping your butt, and frequently.

That last buttwiper didn't go down so well. I think I'd better hit the toilet and fast!

by JayDub October 1, 2004

buttwipe

a person you'd just as soon be rid of

"Get lost, buttwipe.'

by kitznegari November 9, 2002

buttwipe

In other words; a jerk, asshole, jackass, or more importantly, "asswipe". Only pussy-whipped bastards that have no balls use "buttwipe"

"Grant M. of Chambersburg is a buttwipe."

by "Skid-marks" January 8, 2004

buttpipe

An insultory phrase describing someone as an asshole, poop chute, assface, etc. Usually denotes extreme stupidity, retardedness, assism, and all-around shittiness.

"Don't fuckin kill me you Roman buttpipes!" cried Jesus during the crucifixion.

by DeathMonsterBloodMongerNoWarInIraq! November 21, 2004

Buttwhole

A very healthy and clean butthole. Derived from the grocery store Whole Foods, which carries all natural whole foods that work to clean a butthole making it a buttwhole

Whoa Dude that MILF shops at Whole Foods! Damn I bet she has a nice buttwhole!

by the buttwhole assassin January 3, 2011

Lucky buttwipe

A lucky buttwipe happens when you wipe your butt and your finger slips through the toilet paper

The last time Juan got any action was when he had a lucky buttwipe

by LaB on Twitch March 19, 2016

Boutwhipe

A giant French ass wipe.

I am Jaine Boutwhipe

by Giovanna Barlow May 4, 2008