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butthole surfer

One who practices butthole surfing - the act of intravenously injecting an aqueous solution of both LSD and heroin (or another interchangably potent opioid analgesic). The author strongly discourages this kind of behavior, being considerably more risky than IV self-administration of either compound independently, which is saying alot.

The name was of course also adopted by the well known Texan acid-punk band the Butthole Surfers.
An example of this kind of a butthole surfer is totally superfluous by virtue of the self-explanatory nature of the above definition
by Michael Cribabel December 12, 2008
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butthole surfer

A surfer who always crashes in on another persons wave. (Especially in Cruz!)
"I waited an hour for that wave but that butthole surfer crashed in on whats mine"
by Josh January 18, 2005
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butthole surfer

girls who love backdoor attentions
"shes in love with a butthole surfer..."
by Johnny February 4, 2004
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butthole surfer

Including....well, we don't have to name them.
by cherrypopscle007 May 3, 2003
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Butthole Surfer

An act where someone is given many enemas but holds them all in. Once a penis slid completely into the anus they push out all the water.
Man, my penis was really riding her butt wave when we did the butthole surfer last night
by BiPunk72 July 8, 2025
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Butthole Surfer

A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.
Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.
by TeenBagel January 30, 2016
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