butt-plug

Something you stick up your ass when in jail to avoid getting raped.

Ted the Lifeguard put a butt-plug in his anus so randy sasquatch wouldn't rape him

by Tyrone May 13, 2005

Butt plug

A marijuana distripubter with asslike product

Danm, the firman's dry, I gotta hit up my butt plug:/...

by Yakoov oh damn February 21, 2017

Butt Plug

Under U.S.C. 6969 subsection D, a Butt Plug is a tool used by obese women to prevent them from releasing their inherently toxic flatulence (farts) in public. People such as Gail Chord Schuler have claimed that the Butt Plugs have been causing these women to burst due to their farts being trapped in their rectal cavities, but this is absolute nonsense. studies performed by Dr. Allan Lieberman have confirmed that there is no bursting of obese women using the Butt Plugs, with the lone exception of a Texas women whose stomach burst as she attempted to break a world record in doughnut eating.

Thank god Lisa was given her Butt Plug today. It's a shame about her first grade class though, they will be missed.

by Kathy Griffin's balls February 6, 2015

butt plug

a plug of the butt
used for plugging thy butt

"When mark stoole my butt plug, i took a power dump (power dump:see "poop" first on page 2)

by Power dumper May 25, 2008

butt plug

What a stripper wears to avoid getting a shit stain on her client during a lap dance.

"Man, am I ever glad that stripper wore a butt plug! Otherwise my white shirt would be ruined"

by The Wizard Key Keeper June 14, 2006

butt-plugging

behaving like an idiot.
talking incoherently, replacing most word with different slurs(usually accompanied by exposing parts of the body that nobody wants to see\touch\smell), and being an ass in general.

guy: "man, I should really stop smoking pot"
butt-plugging guy: "dude,dude,dude,dude...I gotta stop with the pot...pot, pot, pot...I need pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy... gotta replace the drugs with the pussy!!!" ~exposes penis~

by s.e.p April 28, 2012

butt plug

when you take to many pills and shit a brick. feels like giving birth through your anus

"i was so constipated that i had to shove my finger to break the butt plug"

by Chavela September 22, 2006