Butt Rocket

A pleasant, docile one year-old.

Joni Bear is a Butt Rocket

by hey baby November 15, 2003

rocket butt

The gastrointestinal distress brought on by eating at Johnny Rockets.

I need to get home quick; I've got about twenty minutes before my rocket butt launches.

by BJ33196 October 8, 2013

Rocket butt

Intestinal distress so explosive you instantly understand the principles of jet propulsion. The National Geographic documentary on how squids navigate becomes crystal clear. You are left wondering why toilets don't have seat belts...

That chili have me rocket butt so bad I had to mop the bathroom ceiling!

by Pablo Cervantes April 21, 2021

rocketing butt pee

a case of diarrhea so terrible it feels like the shit is rocketing out of your body and you are urinating out of your asshole

My co-worker had a case of rocketing butt pee over the weekend.

by TreDubDizzle August 25, 2009

buttracker

A person who tracks or looks at butts they find attractive. May also be used as an insult.

Friend 1: Stop looking at those butts, you buttracker

by minhothesassking April 16, 2015

buttockery

the art of beating the drums. The studies of playing the drums on a fine black man's backside.

Look at that man over there, he has all the qualifications buttockery 101!

by she-nay-nay July 8, 2006

Buttlocker

Typically a place namely your ass, that is used for safe keeping something of value. Your ass used as secret hiding place.

Johnny hid the contraban in his buttlocker before the warden came to toss his cell.

by shimmy69712 May 28, 2011