burlesque

A variety show that uses comedians, ecdysiasts, and musicians. The ecdysiasts (READ: strippers) often required to sing and dance while removing their clothes in a seductive manner. There is usualy a master of ceremonies betwixt acts.

Burlesque shows are precursors to vaudeville. Vaudville is the precursor to the American musical. Burlesque is the "grandfather" of the American musical!

by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004

Bortles

An exclamation usually said before throwing a molotov cocktail but can be said shouted as a war-cry before running.

Using his quick thinking Jason lit up a molotov cocktail and threw it on the ground to escape.
"BORTLES!"

by CrowgoesCaw October 26, 2018

Bartlesville High School

Ranked the "number one school in spreading gossip and getting in other people's business and being hypocritical" in the State of Oklahoma and in the central region of the United States.

Also known as "Shady B".

A very small amount of people are in the "stu-co" or "pom" group, and even though no one likes any of them, they think they run the school, although not a soul cares about what they have to say. When they do ANY of the things they make gossip about everyone else doing, somehow it is "okay" (hence the hypocrisy). They all meddle in every small piece of meat they can get their hands on, and congratulate and support their own for the same issues.

Bartlesville High School (11-12) must not be confused with Bartlesville Mid-High School, which is for the 9th-10th grade. Bartlesville Mid-High is known for the disgusting bathrooms and classrooms and ridiculous authorities.

"You are transferring to Bartlesville High School? You're in for some serious drama!"

"Why does everyone in this school lie so much?"
"Because it's Bartlesville High School."

by The one in the class of 2009 March 27, 2009

Bartlesville Fuel Spill

When a girl gets off so convulsively upon orgasm that she shits herself. If she's a gusher, you may have a blow-out on your hands.

I rogered Natalie so thoroughly that she was embarrassed to have finished off with a little Bartlesville Fuel Spill.

by Jickety March 16, 2008

Burtle

50% burger, 50% turtle, 100% awesome.

Burtle loves you.

by Burtle Man March 7, 2021

burtled

Expressing damage to an object or a person.
pr.: bertulled.

Stems from the word Burly with German roots and Norcal tweaker expression.

Alternative spelling: Bertled.

Did you see that accident on the highway ? That ladies car was fully burtled.

Earl got burtled by that guy !!!

by CurlyBird June 11, 2006

Bartlesville

A small town near Tulsa Oklahoma. Has a small mall, is made up of a lot of churches and retirement homes. Is a "retirement community". Home of Conoco Phillips and Will Rogers as well as Woolaroc Museum. Has absolutely NOTHING for kids here. Can't hang out at the mall, park closes at dark, and you get in trouble for loitering at the park. Home to many many drug dealers and a couple homeless people that like to walk around the Wal-Mart and Mcdonalds. Claims to be a "great school district". That is not always the case. If you move here, do not let your children attend the Boys and Girls club, they will be beat up and bullied, while being ignored by the workers.

Bartlesville sucks. It was boring and is only good for old people.

by adg1992 October 17, 2012