Are you in college or an alcoholic? If so, you have come to the right place. Burnett’s vodka is the definition of gas station liquor.
Have you ever drank gasoline (if not, it tastes like shit). Burnett’s vodka would make a great analogy to gasoline. It is painful to drink, but at the end of the day it will do the job. Your mouth will taste like shit, but the rest of your day will be amazing after consumption.
Extremely affordable and basically a gift from god. Never buy a handle for over $15 again!!
Have you ever drank gasoline (if not, it tastes like shit). Burnett’s vodka would make a great analogy to gasoline. It is painful to drink, but at the end of the day it will do the job. Your mouth will taste like shit, but the rest of your day will be amazing after consumption.
Extremely affordable and basically a gift from god. Never buy a handle for over $15 again!!
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Burkettiquette is defined as uninvited intrusion into an acceptance speech either not yet or having just begun by an honoree. Although similar to being Kanyed, this interruption is marked not by dissatisfaction with the honoree being chosen so much as it is to spite the honoree due to once having involvement in the project for which the honor is being bestowed but instead feeling entitled to speak on the project's behalf.
Friend 1: Did you see the 82nd Annual Oscar's last night?
Friend 2: Yeah, why?
Friend 1: Elinor Burkett totally interrupted Roger Ross Williams before he could get out his acceptance speech.
Friend 2: Oh yeah, that? Talk about bad etiquette.
Friend 1: No, more like bad Burkettiquette.
Friend 2: Yeah, why?
Friend 1: Elinor Burkett totally interrupted Roger Ross Williams before he could get out his acceptance speech.
Friend 2: Oh yeah, that? Talk about bad etiquette.
Friend 1: No, more like bad Burkettiquette.
by Ben Chott March 8, 2010
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Dude I got so drunk on shitty liquor last night I can't even talk today - I've got total Burnett's Brain.
by luckydog819 October 19, 2016
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by dannythechampion December 25, 2007
Get the Burnett mug.Probably the best flavored vodka out there considering how it's like $6.50 for a 750 ml bottle. It might not be as good as smirnoff's flavored vodka, but since it's still decent vodka and it's so much cheaper, you should atleast try it once. My favorite flavor is mango. don't get Burnett's unflavored vodka though. It tastes like shit.
This weekend I'm getting some Burnett's mango for $6.50, and it'll be enough to fuck up me and two other friends.
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