bureaucratic feltcher

a bureaucratic person who sucks or licks semen from the anus of another bureaucratic person.

That person is a bureaucratic feltcher

by anonymous July 11, 2023

bureautard

Someone who has worked in government so long that they have lost all ability to reason.

Our local government is made up of a bunch of bureautards

by ohdave July 19, 2011

Bureaucrat

Someone that writes laws, rules, restrictions, guidelines, and mandates.

She thought of him as more of a bureaucrat than a worthy opponent (a warrior like her).

by The Original Agahnim October 8, 2021

Bureaucratic sodomy

Bureaucratic sodomy, is the bullshit one receives, outside of the law, from the bully in authority exclusively to maintain their emotional zone of of omnipotence when one crosses paths formally.

I reported a map that was 180 degrees wrong to the said authorities, instead of turning it around it was removed and a new map was installed 135 degrees wrong, as an example of bureaucratic sodomy. My attempt to address this resulted in an email claiming the new map was to better inform people and the original map was still in place, basically implying I was off my medication, as an example of further bureaucratic sodomy.

by Bald Older Bloke. April 5, 2023

Bureaucratese

Euphemistic language often employed to whitewash corruption, cronyism, war, or genocide, used by nerds who were too bad at science or math so went on to become a public "servant" or bureaucrat.

"Israel has a right to defend itself" is a common phrase in American Bureaucratese. It means Israel gets to bomb hospitals and shoot kids.

by Clownfisherman November 13, 2023

bureaucratic gobbledygook

It's a form of doublespeak. Simply put it's a method to overwhelm an audience with technical and "jargonese" words.

The lengthy case hearing was filled with so much bureaucratic gobbledygook that it was challenging to distinguish the actual meaning behind the testimony and legal arguments.

Example of the use of bureaucratic gobbledygook in a sentence: "Please be advised that a comprehensive review of the organizational structure is currently underway to enhance synergy and promote a culture of continuous improvement."

by Phantom Wordsmith July 31, 2024

grey bureaucrat

A bureaucrat that work behinds the scenes and although do important technical work, have zero influence upon political decisions and is not interested in having such influence. He just follows protocol, abstracting his own personality from his function.

The grey bureaucrat, no matter how much I begged, asked me to fill some documents and wait for 15 days, when I need it for this Friday, or else I'm going to be in trouble.

by DeyvsonMC March 18, 2018