A threesome with two land whales, where you avoid getting trapped in the bunker (middle) & jump out before dying from asphyxiation.
Man, I almost died last night... Drunk I was, bunker jumping two gordas when the flubber sucked me in; breathless I narrowly escaped!
by Nisshin Maru April 12, 2017
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by Superfly667 March 20, 2003
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an "Alpha" gay male. masculine ie: into sports, beer, playing pool, man's man. Doesn't fit into the stereo typical definition of a gay dude that society and the media has portrayed. Is usually only attracted to other masculine or Bungee bois.
by Ryver Steffensen January 10, 2008
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man 1: Where is Jeremy?
man 2: I haven't seen him all day but his car is still here. He's probably holed up in his spunk bunker.
man 1: ew
man 2: I haven't seen him all day but his car is still here. He's probably holed up in his spunk bunker.
man 1: ew
by Slavasonic June 22, 2011
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Jessica had to use a Boob Bungee with that other new bra she got to make it do right for the time being.
by Aladsuredness June 1, 2016
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by LUNCHBOX77 June 5, 2020
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2) Burying, or "bunkering" your wiener inside a woman, usually in the vaginal region.
3) Jerking it into your best friends shoe as an act of revenge, but in the process receiving athlete's foot in your genital region (also known as "crotch rot").
2) Burying, or "bunkering" your wiener inside a woman, usually in the vaginal region.
3) Jerking it into your best friends shoe as an act of revenge, but in the process receiving athlete's foot in your genital region (also known as "crotch rot").
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by Big Hoot! February 27, 2010
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