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person 2: did you wear protection?
person 1: ...wtf? uh noo?
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person 1: *speechless*
person 2: did you wear protection?
person 1: ...wtf? uh noo?
person 2: *backs away* Dude, you might wanna get checked for Bunaids..
person 1: *speechless*
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