bulard

1. Slang term for chronic and wild over exaggeration.
2. A little bitch that is annoying.
3. A bald little weird kid that talks like he is from the projects when in reality that is not even close to the truth.
4. A virus that once your infected, lose the will to live and your penis falls off and turns black.
5. Someone who forced the dinosaurs into extinction with his annoying voice.
6. Killed John F. Kennedy with his gang skillz

1. Don't exaggerate you mutha f***er
2. BULARD! you're a bitch
3. BULARD! you're bald and weird.
4. BULARD! you just infected me and made my penis turn black.
5. BULARD! you just killed the dinosaurs.
6. BULARD! you just killed JFK.

by 5th Amendment January 15, 2008

Blardon

A black or wanabe black person, who also has an erection (hard-on)

God Sam, you're such a Blardon!

by MergedCrane November 12, 2010

Blardification

Blardification refers to the extremely rare occurrence in which a banana peel shoots out from from the anus while attached to a rainbow string. It will grab any object that it finds whether that be a human being or a grand piano and suck it in (refer to blard). Only certified masters can blardificate, as it is too special of a happening for normal people to do it. It can also be used to get rid of people you don't like.

"Oh Samantha, Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't slap Gabrielle yesterday!"

"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"

"No-"

The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.

by ahahahahahhahahha April 17, 2021

belard

Belard is a surname from a noble family native of Asturias. There are only a few hundred family members most of them live in Portugal and Spain still you can find family members in Ireland, England, Brazil, Venezuela, etc. The noble title for this family was won when a Knight with the surname "Belard" killed a very dangerous Muslim Leader with the nickname of "The Snake" as reward he received the king`s daughters`s hand for marriage. During the XIX century most part of the family moved to Portugal and remained until nowadays. During the XX century Portugal owned african colonies such as the Island of São Tomé e Princepe where the "Belard`s were responsable for coffe grounds wich generated great profit. There are a lot of important figures with this surname as well as palaces and Houses spread throughout Portugal and Spain to the regions of the Basque Country, Santarém, Beja and Cascais . The animal that represents the family is the lion. Family coat of arms motto: " La Serpiente matarás y la infanta casaras" English translation: "The Snake you kill and with my daughter marry you will" - King of Castile

" Belard is a very privileged nickname"

by Conor Walker February 22, 2017

bufard

beyond words that can describe of being "fucked up" or "fubared"

Man that ish is bufard

by muffin tops September 25, 2007

Blard

A term used to refer to the expelling of banana peels from the anus. This is usually a completely random occurrence and it tends to happen at the most inconvenient times.

"Ah, yes! The job interview was going smoothly until I felt the blard slip out".

"Have you ever blarded before that? Or was it your first time?"

"No, It was my first time blarding.... it actually felt rather nice coming out".

by ahahahahahhahahha April 15, 2021

blard

One of the many grades of lard in fast food production, particularly kebab retailers. Discovered by a G Nicholson (UK) c.1993

Category A-Lard or alard
Category B-Lard or BLARD...

Extending up to Gamma-Lard (a theoretical Lard found under the fingernails of kebab shop owners).

"that meat was very high in blard."

by platform strange October 31, 2007