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Bumbsterbate

When a homeless man is so lonely and bored, he has to whack it.
Yesterday in McDonald's, I walked into the bathroom and I heard the sound of the bumbsterbate, so there mus have been some dirty beatings going on in there.
by DomainofBEEP March 17, 2009
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Bumstache

The visible panty line that is formed on the backside of a pair of fullback (granny) panties by the gusset stitching, going from one butt cheek to the other.
Oh man, every time that Nancy bends over when in her yoga pants, you can see her bumstache!
by Kah-Kah Bum June 18, 2016
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fatty bumsticks

a thin person who has put on weight in strange places resulting in man breasts and a pot belly
Tim better go easy on the snacks or he'll be a fatty bumsticks (oops, too late!!)
by Bold King Cole May 17, 2003
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tard bumps

Goosebumps that occur out of empathetic embarrassment.

When one person witnesses another person commit an act of such severe social discord the first person will become embarrassed on behalf of the offending person. When the embarrassment manifests itself as goosebumps, this is known as tard bumps.

The surface area of the body covered in tard bumps determines the severity of the case, measured by three specific states: 1.)Tard bumps on some area of the body, usually the arms or back of the neck.

2.) Full Body Tard Bumps wherein the entire body is covered in tard bumps.

3.) Tard Bump Seizure, wherein the case is so severe that the body actually convulses and one must remove themselves from the offending site, drink heavily or at the very least, close one's eyes.

Tard bumps frequently occur during amateur sporting events, courting scenarios, any time a person uses a british accent, anything involving stage actors, any scenario in which high-fiving is the most frequent cooperative gesture and any scenario in which one person attempts to fit in through misguided and energetic means.
P1. (Singing loudly while high-fiving and making eye contact) You got mud on yo' face, big disgrace, kicking yo can all over the place!
P2. (To P3.) Let's get out of here, this dude is giving me serious tard bumps
P1. (Still singing) We will, we will, ROCK YOU!
P3. Yeah, if he does another air guitar solo I'm going to have a fucking tard bump seizure.
by vranizan February 24, 2010
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Bumpstocking

When a group of friends go out to shoot up cans, boxes, old tv's and such as a form of entertainment by using a bump stock on your gun or by simply putting your thumb in your jeans change pocket and your pointer finger on the trigger. When you pull forward on your gun it causes it to shoot rapid fire. Clearly a waste of ammo but a bunch of fun.
Me and the boys went Bumpstocking by the old Mitchell place last night and lit up Cooter's old Dodge.
by Simphead November 23, 2020
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Bumpshin

A word used to describe a girl that either looks extremely ghetto or extremely fabulous, but never ghetto-fabulous. The mystery remains in the word
Damn girl, you looking bumpshin'
by SaltforSuga November 20, 2011
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blumpster

John took a poo while receiving fellatio in the dumpster, hence a blumpster
by Grady the gangsta November 15, 2005
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