Bumpkin 

A very short, very rotund spherical human.

"That guy is so short. And chubby-chub!"
"He's a Bumpkin!"

Bumpkin by Goosefillet February 22, 2015

Bumpkin 

To get a blow job while taking a greasy crap ,Using x-lax, and have it splash out of the toilet onto the Head-giver's chin.

Also the short way of saying "Blow me while I sh*t".

She gave me a bumpkin at Dave's house.

Bumpkin by Richard Crainum III February 9, 2005

bumpkin 

When you drive out into the country outside your town and get high as hell.

The other night we took a bumpkin.

bumpkin by kstan3 June 12, 2010

Bumpkin 

A cute male or female you find yourself close to.

“Oh Kenny you’re such a bumpkin!”

Bumpkin by Andi Smith November 28, 2018

Bumpkin 

Female Version of a lumpkin, Where a guy eats a chick out while shes taking a dump

I gave Mary a bumpkin last night

Bumpkin by Stevo#16 December 29, 2007

Bumpkin 

Someone with extreme country grammar usually can be found on the boarder of the United States, a case more common among females being currently listed as a chronic disease of southern awkwardness.

Bumpkin - anyone who is a less severe redneck

Wow that Payton’s a real Bumpkin

Bumpkin by BumpkinGirl2 May 10, 2018

bumpkin 

when you do a girl in the butt, pull out your cock, and put it in her mouth

pat likes to give and receive bumpkins.

bumpkin by brad December 16, 2004