Bumpkins are residents of the small country town of Portsmouth in Hampshire. They dress like scarecrows and speak with a quaint rural dialect, using Romany words like dinlo and shant. These poor simpletons are also know as carrot crunchers or worzels.
by City Lad July 21, 2008
Having a sexual attraction to clowns.
Some people are into Podophilia, others, Urolagnia ... I, however, am into bumpkinism... because nothing gets me wetter than a birthday clown.
by Nerd514 April 27, 2017
a bumpkin typically lives in a small midwest town, enjoys sitting on porches, speaks 5x slower then the average human being, likes to express their feelings, and usually hold jobs at ace hardware.
by HighClassBusinessWoman June 19, 2009
Someone from a rural area. Carries connotations of backwardness or narrowmindedness. Syn. clodhopper, hayseed, hick, rube, yokel.
Before the age of mass communications, country bumpkins were often amazed by the technologies the saw in cities.
by Sashal March 31, 2004
The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.
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by DangerousDaryl December 24, 2006
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