bumpkin

Bumpkins are residents of the small country town of Portsmouth in Hampshire. They dress like scarecrows and speak with a quaint rural dialect, using Romany words like dinlo and shant. These poor simpletons are also know as carrot crunchers or worzels.

Look at that pathetic bell-ringing bumpkin in the long blue wig.

by City Lad August 17, 2008

bumpkinism

Having a sexual attraction to clowns.

Some people are into Podophilia, others, Urolagnia ... I, however, am into bumpkinism... because nothing gets me wetter than a birthday clown.

by Nerd514 April 27, 2017

bumpkin

a bumpkin typically lives in a small midwest town, enjoys sitting on porches, speaks 5x slower then the average human being, likes to express their feelings, and usually hold jobs at ace hardware.

Suz can not date DenDen because she is a high class business woman, and he is a bumpkin.

by HighClassBusinessWoman June 19, 2009

bumpkin

Someone from a rural area. Carries connotations of backwardness or narrowmindedness. Syn. clodhopper, hayseed, hick, rube, yokel.

Before the age of mass communications, country bumpkins were often amazed by the technologies the saw in cities.

by Sashal March 31, 2004

bumpkin

The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.
Similar to a country bumpkin

Sarah gave Loyd a bumpkin last night during Tom's graduation party.

by DangerousDaryl December 30, 2006

bumpkins

deficating while recieving felatio

oh damn she gave me a blumpkin

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

BUMPKIN

An erect nipple

I think that flimsy blouse clearly shows her bumpkins

by Beazerlips April 20, 2020