bum fluff

fluff thats on ya bum...

*imaging man picking arse*

umm found piece of 'bum fluff'

by Ross January 31, 2003

bum fluff

when you wank so hard the fluff that has collected in your arse shoots out in a big ball of fluff

fluff

by damion September 6, 2003

bum fluff

A collection of grit and dust that take refuge in ones arse. It isn't actually fluff at all...more a build up of dirt and crust

"My bum fluff is itching"

by Squiffy September 28, 2003

Smelly Bum Fluff

When the fluffy hair on thou's rectum creates a specific unpleasant scent, which in return, creates an aroma which typically tends to attract the homeless and black folk towards your general area. Then if the black and homeless folk surrounds you and any other companions in your party, you will then proceed to be skullfucked and robbed of all your personal belonging, including your virginity.

Example 1- Garrett: "Hey Colin, I recently got diagnosed with Smelly Bum Fluff, what does it do to me?"
Colin: "Oh no, this isn't good. This means you smell like Stinky Poopy, we must get out of the area immediately, otherwise we won't be enjoying our weekend!"

Example 2- Requis: "What up my nigga. Guess what, I heard somebody in a 10 kilometer radius was just recently given Smelly Bum Fluff, you know what that means?"
DeShawn: "Oh hell yeah I do, let's get this Number #1 Victory Royale"

by Cure2theAutism October 16, 2019

bum fluff boy

i dont shave my bum fluff cos it makes me look more of a man for the ladies.

look at me! (tom johnson)

by thomas johnson July 29, 2003

Bum fluff

Bum fluff is someone with stinky farts and uses all your paint

“Oi ya bum fluff stop using all me tins brah”

by Finger bum bill October 24, 2022

Bum Fluff

The hair grown on the face of a pubescent teenager, young man or a eshay who has never matured.

"That's not a beard champ, that's bum fluff "

by Thekaleguy July 31, 2021