Bullshiternet

1.(noun)Most commonly used to describe an unbearably slow internet connection, particularly a 56k or dial-up, but also can be used when the internet is lagging during video-game play.

2.(noun)What you call the internet after it betrays you by allowing someone to upload a virus to your computer.

(1.)Jon: Why is my MLG(Major League Gaming) video taking so long to download?
Alex: My guess is that its your Bullshiternet connection, you really need to upgrade.

(2.)Jon:Dude what happened? I thought you had that no-scope. It went right through his dome piece.
Alex: It's my damn Bullshiternet provider, it's been slow all damn day.

by thePsychoAssassin November 20, 2009

bullshitly

Extremely, intensely, especially in relation to weather...

The weather today is Bullshitly Cold!!

by Countach July 29, 2014

bullshity

when something is bullshit

Bro, that's so bullshity

by gaygwenten June 27, 2019

Bullshitaphobic

A person who can't stand someone's bullshit. Or a person who doesn't take shit from no one.

Jesse: "Bitch, I'm bullshitaphobic, I don't give a fuck about you."

by SadXhuntress February 7, 2021

bullshitery

When something is so bullshit you call it bullshitery

"The fact I didnt get drafted for World War III is so bullshitery"

by BigBlackBasketBallPlayers February 27, 2023

bullshitalian

an italian-american (usually a man) who pretends to be excessively italian, saying things like 'grazie' and 'fuggetaboutit' all the time. the bullshitalian will often pretend to be affiliated with the mafia, (though a real mafioso will never, ever, reveal their identity) or will sometimes pretend that their name is something very italian. some bullshitalians will wear silly 'native' clothing that they bought at a store down the street, pretending they got it in the bronx ten years ago.

he's such a bullshitalian

by theoriginalbullshitalian November 13, 2010

Bullshitproof

When no bullshit matters to you. Every bullshit people around you do, you are bullshitproof to it.

“Dude let me tell you about this bullshit that happened yesterday...”
“Nah bro, don’t even try that, my skin is bullshitproof”

by Laxjeee March 24, 2019