Bubble wrap girl

A girl who is so accident-prone that she becomes injured so often that her friends will start joking about wrapping her up in bubble wrap for her own safety. Far too often, it turns out that the "accidents" are the result of domestic abuse.

What do you call the husband of a bubble wrap girl? A man who beats his wife.

by Dale James August 7, 2017

Bubble wrap generation

The Bubble Wrap Generation is the generation after Gen Y. This generation (from about 1995 onwards) is characterised by softness - i.e. they play alot of computer, generally overweight, their 'sport' is chess, and would prefer to play Age of Empires Expasion pack rather than socialising or being outside.

Jack: Why won't kids these days go camping or play sport?
John: Cause they're soft - they're all from the Bubble Wrap Generation

by interaction June 11, 2008

Dred Scott Bubble Wrap

An entirely original, never-before-seen topic or idea; The combination of two or more unrelated ideas which have likely never been mentioned together before and which form an original and unique idea.

"So you're going to pave your driveway with chainsaw blades? That's a real Dred Scott bubble wrap idea you've got there."

by Ron Palmer July 26, 2018

Don't pop my bubble wrap

A figure of speech used to express the feeling of not wanting ones fun to be ruined by another.

Man A:"Man, did you hear that girl? She called me hot! She wasn't too bad herself..."

Man B:"Dude, that was a guy dressed as a girl..."

Man A:"Don't pop my bubble wrap."

by That one guy but not THAT guy. November 8, 2014

bubble wrap pussy

When you use bubble wrap as a condom and so a female's pussy will be poppin'

Bro I was with my girl last night but I didn't have a condom so I turned her shit into bubble wrap pussy

by Def¥ June 20, 2015

Bubble Wrap the Backyard

When a man wearing a magnum is fucking a woman from behind and once he cums proceeds to remove said condom, inflate it, and pop it by slapping it against the woman’s ass with a flourish.

One guy to another: “I heard Jonathan say he’s going over to her house tonight to bubble wrap the backyard”

by Glow Hughes May 3, 2021

Princess bubble wrap

1. A royal who's first or last name is bubble wrap
2. A female who is wrapped or covers in bubble wrap

Hi princess bubble wrap

by Elli cat July 5, 2016