bulldog

The act of taking a wicked shit after a long night of drinking and having the smell of it make you so sick that you have to get off the toilet and puke into the bowl, on top of the shit.

Chim-chim got so drunk on New Year's that he bulldogged it the next morning at McDonald's after breakfast

by Duke Togo October 10, 2004

Bulldogging

to sprint full speed into someones garage door at night like ding dong ditching but louder more and people freak out when it happens.

I just went bulldogging and bulldogged the shit out of that dudes house there's a fucking dent in his garage door and his outside lights broken.

by Kingfozz October 23, 2011

Bulldog

strong animal with large canines that are solely created to rip apart weak animals such as eagles

Ted: hey i got a new bulldog today, i'm gonna go put it outside so it can kill eagles

by disnigga1010101010101 November 25, 2010

Bulldogging

When having sex with a chick, you cum around her pussy, but not in it, and then eat her out, and when you're done, you look like a mad bulldog.

"shit, i was bulldogging this bitch for like five hours last night, and it took two hours to wipe the shit off my face

by Pgess November 27, 2006

Bulldog

A person of limited intelligence, a retard.

Comes from a similarity in facial expressions between bulldogs and people with Downs Syndrome

What a bulldog - he wouldn't know up from down if you gave him three guesses

by pedrosanpedro July 12, 2009

BULLDOG

a fake ass norte bangin northern cali

hey holmes look at that bulldog

by PURO SUR SIDE January 9, 2008

Bulldog

verb. When a guy who is naked bends over and is viewed from behind and not only showes his butt, but also his penis and scrotum/testicles.

That guy in the shower just bulldogged me!

by NeptuneCZM May 15, 2011