Guy 1: Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerky.
Guy 2: Puft, that is nothing, Bruce Lee blows bubbles with boulders.
Guy 2: Puft, that is nothing, Bruce Lee blows bubbles with boulders.
by Rizzit Dough'Urban April 30, 2009
Get the Bruce Lee mug.1. Innovative martial artist who perfected Kung Fu and invented Jeet Kune Do. Famous for the feared "one-inch" punch. Acted in several martial arts movies as well.
2. To attack someone. Often in a crazed/retarded manner. Usually by someone who doesn't know what the fuck they are doing.
2. To attack someone. Often in a crazed/retarded manner. Usually by someone who doesn't know what the fuck they are doing.
1. "That Bruce Lee movie I just watched sure was kickass."
2. "If you don't get your hand out of my pants I'll go Bruce Lee on your ass!"
2. "If you don't get your hand out of my pants I'll go Bruce Lee on your ass!"
by BurnzyBurns April 29, 2007
Get the Bruce Lee mug.Related Words
To attack someone with great martial art skill. (A sideways tribute to Jeet Kune Do founder Bruce Lee).
by unidyne November 25, 2003
Get the Bruce Lee mug.Where a guy wraps his cock with a woman's gunt and proceeds to saw back and forth like he's punching with his cock while randomly shouting "hai yah!" and saying formulaic Kung Fu movie lines like "You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple." These lines are said while he is moving his mouth in a disjointed pattern from the words being said.
Right when he's shooting his load, he has to let out one last "hai Yaah!" then he reaches over and pulls out a fist full of her chest/nipple/pussy/wort/upper lip hair and blow it in her face like Bruce Lee did to Chuck Norris in the movie "Way of the Dragon"
Right when he's shooting his load, he has to let out one last "hai Yaah!" then he reaches over and pulls out a fist full of her chest/nipple/pussy/wort/upper lip hair and blow it in her face like Bruce Lee did to Chuck Norris in the movie "Way of the Dragon"
Last night was my turn to be wing man, so I had to Bruce Lee Gunt Punch Agnes the troll while Bill was scoring with Kelly the hottie
by Camphophenique July 27, 2011
Get the Bruce Lee Gunt Punch mug.Empty your mind; be formless; shapeless, like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put it into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow, or creep, or drip, or crash... be water my friend.
by [ok] November 16, 2003
Get the Bruce Lee mug.He Is Martial Arts Personified-----Period. A Word Of Advice --Don't Offend Him - His Family - Or The Shaolin Temple---- Ever.
He has inspired me and many others both on and off camera---- and even though you don't know him personally it's as if you known him your entire life because of his demeanor and aura.
I hope some day I will be able to Spar and absorb the the philosophies of the only person I would ever call Master.
A True Master And One Individual You Seriously Don't Want To Piss Off Both In Life And From Beyond The Grave.
He has inspired me and many others both on and off camera---- and even though you don't know him personally it's as if you known him your entire life because of his demeanor and aura.
I hope some day I will be able to Spar and absorb the the philosophies of the only person I would ever call Master.
A True Master And One Individual You Seriously Don't Want To Piss Off Both In Life And From Beyond The Grave.
by Slade Technics December 9, 2008
Get the Bruce Lee mug.