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Jackson brown 

Jackson Brown
A kid you should never once in youre life trust. You tell him one thing, he go tells the world.When you ask him to run yalls 1s he makes an excuse to not fight, most commonly used excuse,”i only fight if i have too”but then this lame kid starts messin with 6th graders that he knows he will win a fight against.
Oh hey Jackson brown! Wanna fight? No bru i only fight if i have to.
Jackson brown by anonymous February 13, 2022

Full Blown Jackass 

A not-so-rare incurable disease of which you can either be born with or it can be passed on to you through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with Full Blown Jackass, In cases of the latter it would be referred to as Second-Hand Jackass.

Referred to by Physicians as FBJ

Symptoms of FBJ are as follows:

Uncontrollable Hatred of everything and everyone,
Unreasoned Dislike,
Arbitrary Asinineness,
Inability to speak Truth,
Extreme Cynicism,
Unnecessary Sarcasm,
Irrational Aggravation,
and Inconsideration
Kane: "Hey Albert can you buy me this game for my bday?"

Albert: "Naw man I gotta get this card deck"

Kane: "But you don't even have anyone to play it with..."

Cashier: "...and heres your deck sir"

Kane: "Wow my brother is such an asshole."

Rob: "Hey man, what do you expect? Poor guys got Full Blown Jackass"
Full Blown Jackass by Kane Marco January 7, 2009

brownbacking

Screwing oneself with a personally influenced and recently enacted legal statute or executive order.
The Governor of Kansas was really brownbacking himself when he rescinded LGBT protections in the state.
When a person smears fecal matter all over another person's back for sexual enjoyment. Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who cut all funding for the arts in his state
After screwing over all the children in Kansas because now they no longer have an arts program, Governor Brownback decided to Brownback himself and masturbate.
Brownback by explodemasterkushlazer November 22, 2011
When a person, after pulling out from unprotected anal sex, smears or frosts fecal matter all over another person's back, either with their penis, strap-on, or dildo/vibrator, for sexual enjoyment . Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who proposed gutting the legal protections for LGBT individuals in the State of Kansas.
Did you just "Sam Brownback" me?
If you mean, did I just smear fecal matter all over your back after pulling my penis out of your ass and as a result get even more turned on, then yes, I did.
Brownback by Offical outrage February 11, 2015
When you take a runny dump on your partner's back while a third partner waits patiently at the crack for the stream to travel to their mouth.
My boyfriend and I brownbacked that Governor so badly he looked like a six year old that scarfed down a chocolate Sunday
brownback by eudoxus408 February 12, 2015