Brown Bag

This phenomenon occurs when one is in the process of defecating. In order to occur, the fecal flux must be a single, uninterrupted outflow, creating a log of such magnitude that the stool reaches the bottom of the bowl before being released. Once this delicate equilibrium is broken, the crap proceeds to fall forwards, gently tickling the underside of your testicular sac, leaving a brown deposit in its wake. This rare occurrence is known as the "brown bag".

-dude, your toilet bowl is so shallow, it gives me brown bags all the time!!

by flapdoodle13 August 4, 2010

Brown Bagged

To be wasted beyond belief where you are in need of a hospital but your friends are too drunk to drive you there. The chances are in the morning you will have the hangovers of hangovers.

"Last night we were so brown bagged that Abel cut kevins finger while trying to duct tape adam to the wall like jesus"

by BrownBagged March 14, 2010

brown bag

Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.

guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*

by CunningLinguist March 25, 2004

Brown bag

A racist term for Mexicans workers in the construction field.

James : tell that brown bag to hurry the fuck up .

Those fucken brown bags are useless .

by fuckenturtle April 10, 2020

brown bagging

Bringing a Kick ass bagged lunch to school

Person 1: Dude what are you buying for lunch today?
Person 2: Dude my mom didnt give me money for lunch today so im brown bagging it.
Person 1: LAME!!!!!!

by gusto October 1, 2005

brown bag

Slang for beer. Usually a 40 of cheap malt liquor. Often found on the streets of Los Angeles.

"Yo i wanna get fuckin crunk man."

"But check it. I only got 4 bucks. Let's brown bag it"

by Annonnimous (sp) February 12, 2009

brown-bagging

using a brown paper bag for your lunch.
(it's a Charlie Brown reference, folks)

Sally: "You had me take my lunch to school in a lunch box...do you know what happened? All the other kids were brown-bagging it!! I felt like a fool!"
Charlie Brown: *sighs*

by anno13 September 24, 2005