brourgeoisie

an affluent bro; a bro that owns capital and means of broduction

"Look at that working class bro"
"No way dude, he's the son of doctor, he's clearly part of the brourgeoisie"

by T. Brennan February 21, 2009

Brotran

It's like gay but gayer.

A: "Hey man, wanna come party with the me and the ladies tomorrow night?"
B: "Nah dude. #Brotran"

by Skinver April 23, 2014

Broprah Moment

1: When your chilling with the bros and everyone starts talking about their feelings as if they were on the Oprah show

1:
broA "... so yeah man ive been really sad lately, i mean i cried alot last night when sally broke up with me"

Bro B "its alright Bro, things are gunna get better"

broC "yeah bro that happened to me last month, i cried for three days straight"


2: "chad and i had a total broprah moment last night when we talked about our feelings"

by A.Anderson February 8, 2009

Brocrates

Pronounced: Bro-cra-tees...like Socrates (it's ok Bro's, you don't need to know who that is anyways)

A pseudo-philosophical bro. Brocates will make statements intended to be deep and philosophical, but which will instead come across as lame and pitiful. Substances such as alcohol and marijuana may induce extended periods of such attempts at depth and insight - aka failosophy

*exhales puff of smoke* "...Dude. So I was makin out with this one chick the other night - and I thought to myself 'what if this isn't a real chick, but a robot sent to kill me' but then I kept makin out with her"...

*smashes beer can on forehead* "Damn Brocrates. That was deep"

by A Clamor of Rooks July 19, 2010

Brodrat

Originated on the streets of Las Angles: A ceremonial gangsta'dance which involves stripping naked and playing each others skin flutes. Rival gangs will performm the dance before a rumbele.

Yo nigga we bout to brawl so drop them FUBUs and pop that Brodrat

by Matthew McFarlin September 17, 2007

Brogram

To code with your bros, perhaps with drinks.

Friend: Hey man, whats happening tonight?
You: Dude, we're gonna brogram hard.

by brogrammer October 29, 2011

Brocrasturbate

The masturbation that ensues when two Bros are lazy but are unable to find any typically available procrastination outlets.

Bro #1: "Dude. I don't wanna do this shit."
Bro #2: "Word, dude. And cables out too."
Bro #1: "Yeah, I guess we could brocrasturbate..."
Bro #2: "Yeah. I could do that."

by 327Shoutout April 5, 2009