Blotting

Doing something extremely fun and not speaking about it after

Jesus- Hey James want to go blotting?
James- Whats blotting?
Jesus- Cant tell you but its funnier than sky high!
James- Christ that sounds fun, lets go!

by jesuschirstthemessiah December 1, 2010

Bretting a joke

Someone who ruins a perfectly good joke by either misquoting the punch-line or taking a joke seriously.

Man 1: You haven't seen your cock for days. Man 2: Probably cause it's buried in your mom. Brett: Yeah, your mom has sex with lots of people. (followed by silence)

by The Beezy One March 3, 2004

botting

To stop liking someone when you find out they like you back. vice versa.

Sally: He told me he liked me... I don't think I like him anymore.
Jessica: Sally! You're totally botting!

Jack: Once I told her I liked her, she ran away. She is such a botter.

by yeeting247 December 18, 2015

bretting

Drinking a ridiculous amount of alcohol, typically whiskey, by yourself.

Jimmy had a massive hangover Saturday morning after bretting Friday night at home because none of his friends came to his party.

by Dli March 19, 2014

Blotting

From the Plan B song 'Where ya from'. The implied definition is that to "blot weed" is to smoke it. Derived from East London slang - namely Leytonstone.

Possibly in use at Tom Hood comprehensive school. In 2004 just 29% of the pupils attained 5 A - C grades at GCSE.

Plan B (Ben)'s account of his walk to work:

I'm walking down the street, past the coppers on the beat
Past the shotters blotting weed
Clear for everyone to see, but no-one gives a D,
'Cause this is everyday life.

by Homeski June 15, 2009

Blotting

the process of getting blotto (being fuckin smashed due to intoxication)

"are you going out tonight brah?"
"yeah, we're going blotting up smithys first, you coming?"
"yes bro, i love blotting in smithys, belinda loves me see"
"umm...ok...see u there"

by hasshole November 16, 2009

Broiting

Verb

The act of gaining sexual pleasure from having amputated body parts inserted into a bodily orifice. Usually fingers are used, however sometimes an entire limb is utilised.

An individual that enjoys Broiting is a Broiter.

A Kentucky man and his girlfriend were arrested yesterday after he arrived at hospital with an amputated foot lodged inside his anus. His girlfriend has a Broiting fetish.

by Felching Master September 14, 2019