Mia Brodalka

She has a (rich) baby daddy that takes her to the Maldives where she meets famous people like Rita ora. (Will Smith) often sweeps her away for the weekend on his magically flying carpet. (Micheal Jackson) is dead but alive in her soul while she listens to him in her dreams. (Justin Bieber) even sing this to her all night long........ Rain Drop Drop Top. When I met you girl my heart went knock, knock, Now the butterflies in my stomach won't stop stop.

Person 1: OMG!!!! look at that sexy rich girl that has Justin Bieber drooling.

Person 2: That must be a Shakira.
Person 1: Um, no way girlfriend thats obv a Mia Brodalka.

by lottagotta June 4, 2019

Bropaganda

What a dude's wingman might tell someone to get them and his bro together.

Person1: "you know, that dude over there can benchpress 120kg"
Person2: "oh, quit the bropaganda"

by Eventueelkunnenweschaatsen August 18, 2016

brotalitarian

When your bro (i.e. friend, roommate, etc.) insist on totalitarian rule and has become an oppressive dick in attempt to control your everyday life.

"Time to suffer under my brotalitarian power, Steve!", exclaimed George after finally dominating Steve in a man-struggle to the death.

by African Cell Mate January 2, 2008

Brotalitarianism

1. Similar to totalitarianism, brotalitarianism occurs when a (most often heterosexual) man's job, social life, and love life are taken over by his bro(s), a man (or men) who often has crazy or elaborate plans.

2. When a high school or college party is taken over by 'bros', a group of dumb jocks. Activities of a brotalitarianist party consist of smashing things, drunkenly hitting on virgins, and smashing things while drunkenly hitting on virgins.

The relationship of Barney Stinson and Ted Moseby (from the tv show How I Met Your Mother) is an example of brotalitarianism.

Dude 1: so how was Kimberly's party?
Dude 2: it was pretty lame until some brotalitarianists crashed it.

by smile, its the end of th world November 29, 2009

broballs

A Pokemon equivilant of brofist.

Pokemon trainer 1: Alright bro, broballs?
Pokemon trainer 2: *accepts*

by ghost of a ghost April 10, 2012

Broplaying

A category of role-play that concentrates of having close interactions with your bro. It mainly relies on the continuous act of a scene where two or more male friends socialize and help each other out in tough situations, and often turns into something remotely invert or slightly homosexual.

Emma: "Hey Sebas, can I come over to your place tonight?"
Sebas: "Hey Emma, I'm kinda busy right now, broplaying with my homie right now"
Homie: "Yeah, keep shaking that ass for me"
Emma: "What was that?!"
Sebas: "Srry gtg txt u l8r"

by tinyschl0ng09 July 31, 2021

Broalition of the Chilling

Any group of Bro's who enjoy brotastic activities such as brobeques, brodownsr, brahwls and broday parties. Activities range from bronding to enjoying brotein shakes.

"Yo lets dip set, book it,cop a 40 and post up on the block."
"Nah son, we gotta confer with the Broalition of the Chilling"

by AraBrosqito May 3, 2010