Bromentia

A man who stubbornly refuses to age and evolve despite his wrinkled face and sagging nutsack betraying his youthful clothing, bro speak, and hitting the bar scene nightly. Often a motorcycle is his transportation of choice. Sunglasses are always on as they hide the crow's feet.

The Situation is clearly showing the early stages of Bromentia

by H0oHa April 3, 2011

bromeister

SEE bro.

One who demonstrates proficiency in all things "bro".

"meister" originally means "master" in german and is used as a suffix in common English to demonstrate expertise in an area.

"That dude is such a bro"

"Naw, man, that dude's a bromeister"

by bromeister45 January 29, 2010

bromination

the process of turning a college student to a frat bro.

Adam is joining a frat. I can already see the bromination.

by DaPurpleCobra May 26, 2011

Brotein

A consumable protein shake your bros make you that cums from their balls

Andy: "Joseph just gave me a huge brotein shake in the shower, it was dripping off my chin."
Sean: "Damn, that mean you're ready for our workout, bro?"

by younghawks81 April 6, 2019

Brotein

A protein supplement taken by Football plays to dramatically increase chest size, add sex appeal, and look like total dicks to the Cross Country team.

(Football voice) "Dude pass some brotein, i haven't hade my 150 grams yet, im slacking."
"Have you atleast had some creatine?!"
"No."
"Holy shit, here have my muscle milk."

by Lakessss August 20, 2009

bromento

A souvenir that a bro acquires after getting laid. Usually, but not limited to, a piece of clothing, such as a bra or panties.

Bro #1: "When I woke up this morning I found that Cindy wasn't in my bed still but she left me a nice bromento."

Bro #2: "Nice bro!"

*The two bros proceed to do a very chill handshake."

by Dunks22 July 21, 2010

Brotein Shake

When you and your bro finish a hot sweaty gym session then trade blowjobs after the gym to release your tension. Added benefit of getting extra protein to fuel your muscle growth.

After the gym, my friend gave me a brotein shake straight from the tap. Delicious and my muscles are looking huge!

by Brotein69 August 14, 2022