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bromeister

SEE bro.

One who demonstrates proficiency in all things "bro".

"meister" originally means "master" in german and is used as a suffix in common English to demonstrate expertise in an area.
"That dude is such a bro"

"Naw, man, that dude's a bromeister"
by bromeister45 January 29, 2010
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Bromate

1. Like soulmate but with two dudes

2. Two dudes destined to spend their lives not boning each other but hanging out like champions regardless
Dude we're like... we're like bromates. Like I don't want to bone you dude, but I'll tease your hair, I mean fuck it, we're bromates.
by Maximus Decimus Merbrodius January 23, 2013
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sodium bromate

"He asked me to hang out with him and I was all like Sodium Bromate."
by Twopenny May 4, 2016
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BROHAMSTER

A person, typically from the east coast, that has all the new gear for extreme sports, such as skiing, kayaking, or fly fishing, and is not profeciant at any of the sports, but talks and acts like they are.
Stan is such a brohamster. He just tried telling me how to ski! I have been doing this since I was 3. He just moved out here from New Jersey and started skiing last year.
by trout hunter July 30, 2009
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bromistry

A bro-based vocabulary word combining bro and chemistry (in the sense of social chemistry). To get along incredibly well in a platonic manner.
Man, it was so fun to hang out with those dudes. We have the best bromistry.
by Anna Kipnis June 16, 2008
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brocasserole

10 or more bros mixing it up in one room getting baked
dude did you enjoy that brocasserole we cooked up this morning?

- of course. i was so high by the time we were done I was totally ready to head to the festival and chow on some corndogs
by shithappenspartynaked June 9, 2010
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Brocrasterbating

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating...

... with your bro.
1: "I didn't wanna do my research paper, so I resorted to Brocrasterbating."
2: "Yikes..."
3: "No worries, just back to back-sies."
by SpaceMountain March 1, 2011
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