bonander

one of the most difficult sex moves known to man; first you need to buy a bunk bed or some sort of luxury furniture item that is very high off the ground. pin a bullseye on your mates orifice of choice, climb to the top of the bed, and make sure your package is ready for delivery. Jump off the bed and let 'em have it. Feels awesome. If it doesn't feel awesome, try puttin one of those plastic bags from the grocery store on your back and use it as a parachute...definitely softens the impact.

"dude...totally got bonandered last night. I knew tequila was a bad choice."

by SupaNasty September 25, 2009

Brotender

A brotender is a bartender who is also a close friend. A brotender looks after his friends like he looks after his bar. Making sure they don't drink too much or hit on married women with angry jealous husbands. If need be the brotender will give you a ride home.

Dude, Brian, I'm so glad I have you as my brotender. Without you that Marine would have kicked my ass if I had hit on his wife.

by Yomin Kitkat April 11, 2009

Bromander in Chief

A man who has bromances with many other guys. He may aLso have broes (man hoe) who are paid by other men to have bromances with. EquivaLent to a pimp, except with straight men.

"Johnny, go taLk to one of those broes."
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"

by Bromander in Chief December 8, 2009

blanderetina

Blanderetina is not a man or a living thing it is a state of being.
if somebody is a Blanderetina they do not know what the hell they are thinking or doing it that moment of time.

Man, this dude is a total blanderetina right now!

Bro did you just put your dick in a toster?

by Dejatheking November 28, 2021

White Blanderson

A very white person who is really boring and has no friends. They are very boring people who just in life to work.

Chuck, "Yo we got a White Blanderson over there."
Frank, "Damn yea he's whiter than a snowstorm!"

by TheWhiteMan123 December 13, 2012

brobanger

Brobanger (n) A woman usually college age, that hooks-up exclusively with bros.

"Dude look at her, she's so hot."
"Yeah, but she's a total brobanger."

by David612 September 21, 2009

Brolands

a colloquialism of the new video game by Gearbox, Borderlands. You play the game with your close friends, watching each other's back in the wasteland.

Dude, are you up for some Brolands later?

by Cheetohs November 10, 2009