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bromando

a take on the traditional commando, however a bromando collects information on everything related to bro's, ie wheeling brawds, party spots, etc. a bromando is a great friend and valued team member, hes the guy to tell you another bro is trying to wheel your brawd, or someones is talking trash, or even if that girl across the room is DTF.

Note the difference between a bromando and just a snakey individual. a bromando is completely loyal to your company who gives you valuable information, while a snakey bastard will spread disinformation in a minute. Cameron Beattie is the living definition of a Bromando.
" yo man john over ther was tellin that brawd ur wheelin that ura huge d-bag " " omg man thanks, im gunna fuckin crush him! " - very bromando-ish

"hey 175 hearthridge party!!" - bromando

" man that girl you THINK is in to you, she's one crazy mofo, praises the bible every day.." - somthing a bromando would report

"alex is talkin shit man, dont trust that guy hes nawta bro."-classic bromando
by GEDASOROUS REX March 28, 2010
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bromandawg

the ultimate bro, when you surpass the stages of common bros and enter a hardcore friendship. slang for your main friend. its a big honor to be ones bromandawg.
i love you bromandawg!
by just your average bro July 23, 2011
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‘Oh look Vanessa, that’s Joe Borland! Does anyone not like him’
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Brolands

a colloquialism of the new video game by Gearbox, Borderlands. You play the game with your close friends, watching each other's back in the wasteland.
Dude, are you up for some Brolands later?
by Cheetohs November 10, 2009
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brohandle

A friend, acquaintance, or random beez; often used as a term of address.
What's goin' on, brohandle?
by A Salamander. February 1, 2008
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The Ten Bromandments

Bro Law #1: Never cockblock
Bro Law #2: Always keep the chill positive vibes
Bro Law #3: No party fouls
Bro Law #4: Always look fresh to death
Bro Law #5: Always have your bro's back
Bro Law #6: Respect beer pong
Bro Law #7: Never mooch off of fellow bros' beer
Bro Law #8: Be honest with your bro
Bro Law #9: Strive to be a dope-ass frat boy
Bro Law #10: If there's grass on the field, it's fair game.
If you follow the ten bromandments, you will be the flyest bro ever!
by Kale 23 September 19, 2009
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Bryland

A one-of-a-kind boy's name for a one-of-a-kind boy; synonymous to the words handsome, sexy, awesome, and epic. Has beautiful green eyes, amazing hair, a smile that shines though even the darkest of moods, and a wink that'll make your heart melt. A sexy beast in bed, wielding his mighty sword (which is bigger than yours) with grace, power, and speed. Witty and thoughtful; always knows the right thing to say in any situation. Always knows how to make you laugh. All the girls want him, but can't have him. Shows no mercy towards stupid people. May or may not have a fetish for penises.
"Have you seen Bryland?"
"Of course! How could anyone miss that sexy beast?"
by Luridescence November 24, 2011
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