brodinho

Your fellow soccer bro(s). "Dinho" derived from Ronaldinho.

Bobby: Whattup brodinho, you ready for the game today?
Joe: Hell yea man lets gooo!

by goofygoober09 January 8, 2011

broding

the combined actions of computer coding and bro'ing out with your buds.

Hey what are you doing this weekend? I'm broding like a boss with my buds Mark and Shuks...

by Sir Brodes A lot May 16, 2011

The Brodine Steamer

A brodine steamer is when you drill a hole in a girls belly button. You the proceed to take a dump in the new hole. Then you go to pound town on the newly created oriface.

"Did you hear that last night Cole gave Avery The Brodine Steamer?"
"Wicked bro."

by 420RealNigga420 January 30, 2017

Brodini

A good friend who seems to disappear when you need him.

Where'd my brodini John go? I need my brodini to pick me up a case of miller lite!

Or

Where'd you go brodini? I needed a wingman and you couldn't be found.

by JRM July 24, 2008

brodiac arrest

when you're laughing too hard with your bros, you might go into brodiac arrest.

side effects:
-death
-pissing on the homies while piggy back riding
-gay birdwatching when less than 5 feet apart in a hot tub
-sexual encounters with gorillas
-strangely shaped beagle attacks
stay cautious around these places:

-suburban sidewalks

-specifically near fat bunnies that can't fit through fence cracks

-tile kitchen floors
-park benches
-an upstairs plaid couch
-your alcoholic neighbors garage
abilities gained:
-forcing someone to attack you or the homies
-shot gun 27 monsters in 3 minutes without heart complications
-super splits on carpet
-peeing in your alcoholic neighbors garage
-super mario jumps and gta runs
-arm clapping

-camel spitting in your homies food
-burning homies house to the ground (specifically with homies inside)

bro have you heard of kone's brodiac arrest?

yeah bro, nobody's seen him or the homies in 240 hours.

by pissb0ttle July 22, 2021

bordinary

Someone with no outstanding physical, mental or social characteristics of any kind... So much so that they are boring.

Meaghan: So I went on a second date with that guy the other night... it's so weird because he's the most like, normal guy I've ever gone out with... he's ordinary but at least he's not bordinary.

by Gryffen December 25, 2007

brodinate

to stick your hand up ones ass while ejaculating and yelling football!!! GO FOOTBALL!! ARGH

Phil Brodinates Natalie

by Kickass MOFO March 26, 2004