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Brittany Spears 

Brittany Spears was once (many years ago) the hottest celebrity on the face of the earth. But as of November 2007 she is the baldest, ugliest, stupidest mother alive. Which unfortunately means... She is no longer the Brittany Spears we all used to love. :(

Do we all remember the day when she was so cute and had albums with little flowers on it...And her clothes...?
Well what do the albums have now? Ehhh... Strippers...Skanks... black loinclothes... you know... really sick stuff.

Is this the kind of behavior we encourage in young souls? Well, the answer is... no other than... yes. And why? well, i dont exactly know... maybe some body should ask Brittany Spears's point of view because i am completely at a loss of words, but obviously she knows what she's doing so...

So think about this the next time you turn on a jam of Brittany Spears... And ask your self... Is this what the world will be made of in ten years???... or so...
Six years ago:

Dude: Hey man, how hot is Brittany Spears in her new album? I pretty much wanna bone her...

Other dude: Yeah she's pretty hot.... but your a perv.

Nowadays:

Dude: Brittany Spears is gaining weight and wearing things that are ugly and too small... its pretty gross...although i would still bone her...

Other Dude: Yeah man, shes so gross. She makes me want to vomit all over your face. Oh, and your still a perv.

Brittany Spears 

A plastic, washed-up popstar who shaves her head and doesnt know how to take a joke.
" that girl is so pulling a brittany spears right now, i mean look at that nose. theres no way it could be real"

brittany smith 

very sexy and has a good pussy it is always going to get a dick stuck in it every 5 minuets
brittany smith by what'sup4u January 17, 2017

brittany style 

sexual position; man eating hairy muff while woman licking cooch and ass hole
me and Tim did it Brittany style last night

Brittany Screw 

A girl named Brittany who drinks a lot of screwdrivers & fucks random guys she meets at the bars!
Damn...I just got Brittany Screw!

Brittany Spears 

Abusing your baby brudely
Jonas just Brittany Spearsed his baby
Brittany Spears by Cheese Fondue December 22, 2007