A modern take on the, "Mutton dressed as Lamb" phenomenon, whereby women old enough to be your mother, dress as though they were young enough to be your little sister.
Lad A: What do you reckon of her at the bar mate?
Lad B: Whitney dressed as Britney mate, saw her smoking outside. Old enough to be your mother.
Lad A: Yeah, it's pretty dark in here.
Lad B: Whitney dressed as Britney mate, saw her smoking outside. Old enough to be your mother.
Lad A: Yeah, it's pretty dark in here.
by CynicalDan April 16, 2010
Get the Whitney dressed as Britney mug.noun. Short for the most caring, loving, sexy, interesting, funny, dorky, sincere, thoughtful, loyal, crazy, silly, outgoing, intelligent girl on the planet.
She's Such A Britney.
by xxxxxxx1234xxxxxxxxxxx September 25, 2011
Get the Britney mug.Related Words
To flash your crotch at someone. Especially like Britney Spears has when she made the mistake of not wearing underwear whenever she goes out and flashed her vagina at the paparazzi more than 5 times already.
by Lily555 November 12, 2007
Get the Pulling a Britney mug.An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
Get the Leave Britney Alone mug.Popularized but the infamous Britney Spears but can be used for many occasions, even if your name isn’t Britney. (WARNING: when using this term you may look super white and super cliche but sometimes you just have to)
Amelia, Mateo and Sofía walk into a dressing room. Mateo and Sofía wait outside while Amelia try’s on some clothes.
Amelia: *steps out of dressing stall dramatically* ITS BRITNEY BITCH
Mateo: wow that was an amazing use of it’s britney bitch to show us that you want to make a dramatic enterance while being snazzy and classy all at once.
Sofía: go home Mateo
Amelia: *steps out of dressing stall dramatically* ITS BRITNEY BITCH
Mateo: wow that was an amazing use of it’s britney bitch to show us that you want to make a dramatic enterance while being snazzy and classy all at once.
Sofía: go home Mateo
by saltyamelia June 4, 2018
Get the It’s Britney Bitch mug.Britney Spears: hit me baby one more time
Man: ok *slap*
Britney Spears: ow I’m calling the police
Man: what? You just told me to hit you...
Man: ok *slap*
Britney Spears: ow I’m calling the police
Man: what? You just told me to hit you...
by Kidswillbekids May 26, 2019
Get the Britney Spears mug.a famous youtube video, by chris crocker about britney spears
How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Britney after all she has been through.!
She lost her aunt, she went through a divorce. She had two fuckin kids.
Her husband turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now she's going through a custody battle. All you people care about is….. readers and making money off of her.
SHE’S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that Britney is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.
She hasn’t performed on stage in years. Her song is called “give me more” for a reason because all you people want is MORE! MORE-MORE, MORE: MORE!.
LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!…..Please.
Perez Hilton talked about professionalism and said if Britney was a professional she would’ve pulled it off no matter what.
Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time.
Leave Britney Alone Please…. !
Leave Britney Spears alone!…right now!….I mean it.!
Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not well right now.
LEAVE HER ALONE!
How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Britney after all she has been through.!
She lost her aunt, she went through a divorce. She had two fuckin kids.
Her husband turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now she's going through a custody battle. All you people care about is….. readers and making money off of her.
SHE’S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that Britney is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.
She hasn’t performed on stage in years. Her song is called “give me more” for a reason because all you people want is MORE! MORE-MORE, MORE: MORE!.
LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!…..Please.
Perez Hilton talked about professionalism and said if Britney was a professional she would’ve pulled it off no matter what.
Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time.
Leave Britney Alone Please…. !
Leave Britney Spears alone!…right now!….I mean it.!
Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not well right now.
LEAVE HER ALONE!
by blowjob master June 20, 2014
Get the leave britney alone mug.