boredom

What you are probably suffering from if you are reading this definition.

What I am currently suffering from.

A stint of boredom caused me to hit the random but at urbandictionary.com for two hours.

Boredom is boring (so is this definition.)

I'm not a funny person. Bleh.

by stop or my mom will shoot January 26, 2005

Boredom

Learning how to conjugate verbs in French class. Or any foreign language class.

French class is so fucking boring it makes me want to kill myself out of boredom!

by shadowwings October 26, 2011

Boredom Crush

(n) To be wildly infatuated with someone who does or indeed often does not feel the same way about you emotionally where the infatuation has solely arisen due to boredom with one's own life and not out of any logical or rational thought as to whether or not it makes sense to go out with 'the boredom crush'.

For true boredom crush cases little gestures should be taken out of context and heart ache should occur wherever and whenever possible.

Veronica - "I've got a boredom crush on Paul and I haven't slept for sixteen days!"

Blaize - "My boredom crush Blake still hasn't text me back yet and I text him half an hour ago!"

by Brainzo and Debbie Does Malice September 1, 2009

boredom boner

related in meaning to narb, this is a more specific variety of boner which occurs when a person is so tired and/or bored that to increase blood flow and activity level, the body acquires an erection as a form of stimulant to heighten alertness

"So anyway, I was sitting around, you know, not doing anything, like watchin VH-1 or somethin gay like that, then all of the sudden, I get this thick boredom boner. It was alright, though, because it forced me to move around and adjust my junk. After that I actually went to the bank and grocery shopping. What a productive day, if only for that boredom boner..."

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 25, 2005

Boredoom

Doomed by boredom.

There's nothing to do so I'm boredoomed.

I'm suffering from the boredoom too.

by Kira Merketo March 16, 2009

Boredom Boner

When you get so bored at work that you spring wood. This actually makes it worse because now you have to sit there and still have nothing to do. However you can't get up to roam the office in search of killing the boredom due to your raging hard-on. These tend to last longer than regular boners.

I'm so f'ing bored sitting here but I can't get up to roam because everyone in the office will see my Boredom Boner. Shit I'm bored.

by Terryho April 5, 2013

Bedosexual

Someone who becomes overly attracted to beds instead of humans to the point he/she wants to just stay in bed all day and sleep without any interruption

Some random person: oh bro you look so tired
Haseeb: oh yeah i am so tired i am awake for days now and all i want is my bed and some sleep but stupid Ellie wants me to stay up with her so i broke up with that ho and decide im gonna turn Bedosexual

by Inmate4587 February 27, 2019