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breakfast of champions 

when after a night of partying you pour yourself a bowl of cereal only to realize that the milk is all gone. Fortunately, there is still plenty of beer. Pour the beer into the cereal and you have yourself a breakfast of champions. I know it sounds gross, but dont judge until you are hungover and out of milk and pour some in your cereal
Me: Joe you took the last milk!
Joe: It was the only milk
Avery: well there is plenty of beer in the fridge
me: (after hesitantly pouring beer in cereal) hey this is really good
Joe: yea dude looks like you made yourself a breakfast of champions
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Breakfast Of Champions 

Nutriotional Masochism
Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it

Breakfast of Champions 

Beer and cold Pizza, the ultimate frat boy breakfast.
After an awesome night we woke up and chowed down on the Breakfast of Champions.
Breakfast of Champions by lrcboho December 4, 2003

breakfast of champions 

Cocaine and champagne. You know you are a true champion when you can afford to do lines and sip cristal when you get out of bed.

Alternatively wheaties cereal has been know as the breakfast of champions.
(DAN) So what did you eat for breakfast today?
(TOM) C&C, cocaine and champagne
(DAN) Oh I see. You had the breakfast of champions.

breakfast of champions 

Wheaties. Y'know, orange box, famous athletes plastered on the front? Tastes like burnt ass? Yeah, that stuff.
I bought a box of Wheaties from the store yesterday and ate some. 'Breakfast of Champions', my ass.

Breakfast of Champions 

A morning bongload usually with ice cubes instead of bongwater. Very refreshing.
To cure their hangovers, the guys enjoyed a breakfast of champions to start their days off right.

breakfast of champions 

When up to four people (usually asians) gather around a wok and inject massive amounts of egg yolk into each other's asses. They proceed to have a conversation for about 15 minutes before shitting the feces-egg mixture into the wok. Broil for 10 minutes. Enjoy.
breakfast of champions, it will change your life.